The Smilies

:slight_smile: Rich white guy. Voted for Bush

:smiley: A gross and unfair stereotypical depiction of Asians

:rolleyes: The gay smilie

:wink: Rich liberal white guy

:frowning: The realization that the blue man group is about as passe as Cats

:o The sleepy hummer

:eek: Insufficient suppression of gag reflex

:stuck_out_tongue: The cunning linguist

:confused: You mean life is not a bowl of cherries?

:cool: Blind Mississippi white boy “pigs-feet” Duprix

;j I hope a giant spider sucks your brains out

:mad: Don’t even think about moving my thread

:smack: Yeah they did say I’d go blind, but look a the muscular development!

:wally :sigh:

You summoned me?

S’funny. :stuck_out_tongue:

Okay, I’ll play.

:slight_smile: Always smiling. Not to be trusted. Probably gas.

:frowning: Experiencing discomfort and difficulty concentrating. Probably gas.

:o Maybe if I close my eyes I can pretend it’s not Scylla.

:smiley: Chomp! Oops, sorry, Scylla. Did you need that?

:wink: Arrrrrrr!!! 'Tis probably gas, mateyyyyy!!

:stuck_out_tongue: Fat lip

:cool: The “Paul Schaeffer” smily. God I hate that prick.

:rolleyes: Um…it’s raining men. Hallelujah or…something…

:mad: NNnnnngggghh…nnnnggghhhh…looks like it really was just gas.

:eek: Aw, man, my mouth was open and everything!

:confused: I thought you said you had the fever for the flavor, you fart-eating ninny…

;j “If I was a rich man…”

:wally Arrrrr!!! I’m a YIDDISH pirate!! For this I lost my eye? What a schmuck!

:smack: Phew! Good thing I have quick reflexes or I would’ve lost that eye!
This game is hard.

Okay, i know i’ve used a few of them twice, sorry…

;j “Garius

:slight_smile: “yes boss?”

;j "Meet Mel my new PA - will you babysit her for a few minutes? i’ve got a meeting. Mel this is Garius - one of our developers - He’ll answer any questions you might have. "

:smiley: giggle “Hi Garius! Nice to meet you!”

:eek: Oh my God! She’s gorgeous! “Um…hi…”

Jump forward through five minutes of random (but fun) chat.

:smiley: giggle “You know i think i’m going to enjoy working here! okay i gotta ask - whats up with the ;j ??”

:rolleyes: “its a wig - he thinks if he wears it then single women will be unable to resist his charms.”

:stuck_out_tongue: giggle “well as a single woman i guess i better watch out!”

:confused: “Single?? not being funny - but why?? you seem like a really nice person and…well…your gorgeous!”

:wink: giggle “thanks! You don’t seem too bad yourself!”

:slight_smile: “okay so you are gorgeous AND a good liar! Um…i was wondering…you’ve probably got plans tonight but maybe if you haven’t then…because i know you want to get to know the area more…maybe we could…that is if you wanted to…I could…”

:cool: “Hi I’m Greg from marketing - are you new? You must be because i’ve never seen anyone as beautiful as you round here before! Thought i’d better rescue you before Garius sent you to sleep - he started talking about Star Wars yet? ha ha ha”

:smiley: giggle

:mad: “Hi Greg” you complete and utter bastard “Still sniffing glue?”

:o “Ha ha ha. This man is such a joker! I love him! i really do! So anyway has he given you the tour yet? No? Good? Allow me. Shall we start with the garage? While we are there i can show you my porsche…”

:smiley: giggle “Okay! Nice meeting you Garius - see you around!”

:wally “Yeah later Garius. May the force be with you!”

:smack:

:frowning:

Hey, Blue Man Group! I just ate ALL YOUR ICE CREAM!

:frowning: :frowning: :frowning:

Ahh Garius just had to thank you for that. funny funny stuff

thanks - shame its true!

although it wasn’t a porsche - it was an MG.

I thought we were supposed to minimize the use of smilies in our posts?
:confused: What’s so amazing that keeps us star gazing and what do we think we might see?
:frowning: Someday, we’ll find it…
:stuck_out_tongue: The rainbow connection…
:wink: the lovers,
:o the dreamers,
:mad: and me

Playing Joke Jeopardy?

What is…Get a bucket of paint, go out back and paint my porch.

:smiley:

:slight_smile: … early experimental teleportation accident … ;j

BTW, y’all know that we’re having a second smiley poll, right?

Ahhhh now here you’ve got me - since, strange as it may seem, we don’t have Jeopardy in England! :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh, and garius: :smiley:

yeah i know - apologies for the mis-smiley. i throw myself on the mercy of the court…