Okay, i know i’ve used a few of them twice, sorry…
;j “Garius”
“yes boss?”
;j "Meet Mel my new PA - will you babysit her for a few minutes? i’ve got a meeting. Mel this is Garius - one of our developers - He’ll answer any questions you might have. "
giggle “Hi Garius! Nice to meet you!”
:eek: Oh my God! She’s gorgeous! “Um…hi…”
Jump forward through five minutes of random (but fun) chat.
giggle “You know i think i’m going to enjoy working here! okay i gotta ask - whats up with the ;j ??”
:rolleyes: “its a wig - he thinks if he wears it then single women will be unable to resist his charms.”
giggle “well as a single woman i guess i better watch out!”
“Single?? not being funny - but why?? you seem like a really nice person and…well…your gorgeous!”
giggle “thanks! You don’t seem too bad yourself!”
“okay so you are gorgeous AND a good liar! Um…i was wondering…you’ve probably got plans tonight but maybe if you haven’t then…because i know you want to get to know the area more…maybe we could…that is if you wanted to…I could…”
“Hi I’m Greg from marketing - are you new? You must be because i’ve never seen anyone as beautiful as you round here before! Thought i’d better rescue you before Garius sent you to sleep - he started talking about Star Wars yet? ha ha ha”
giggle
:mad: “Hi Greg” you complete and utter bastard “Still sniffing glue?”
:o “Ha ha ha. This man is such a joker! I love him! i really do! So anyway has he given you the tour yet? No? Good? Allow me. Shall we start with the garage? While we are there i can show you my porsche…”
giggle “Okay! Nice meeting you Garius - see you around!”
:wally “Yeah later Garius. May the force be with you!”
:smack:
