Um, I know I’m a girl and all, but why would pulling your pork have anything to do with your problem? Unless the doctor just asks that to get some cheap thrills.
I had one. It was a few months following my vasectomy. Normally, if they don’t bother you, they leave 'em alone. Mine bothered me, so they excised it. It took about 15 minutes or so and I walked out. No biggie. Glad to hear that’s all it is.
When I was at home I beat off like a madman. Anyone with me in chat late night can attest to that. “Well, Dad just went to bed. Time to look at porn and beat off. G’night!”
When I moved into the frat house, I lost all privacy. Small room, missing window blind, communal shower, no computer for porn downloads, etc.
Basically I went from major-league wankin to abstinate in a single day.
Boom. Extra spermies got nowhere to go.
Apparently, if I beat off more, it’ll get rid of the spermatocele. And I can NOT argue with the doc suggesting an ol’ tug.
Really glad to hear all is well, Tim. Keep on wankin’, man. Let this be a lesson to the rest of you! Never cut down on masturbation, no matter the reason!
When I first read the title of this post, I looked at it really quickly and thought it said “The soft corpse of a man”. Of course, in the context of the OP, this title would only serve to confuse things.