The Song Synonym Thread

Pinball Wizard

See? You can’t get another one past me!

Salutations to my terrifying reverie.

Actually, my comment was another clue …

Ah!

Won’t Get Fooled Again - The Who

“Hello, Nightmare.”

The Elderly Scottish Gentleman is Agrarian.

:dubious: Bzzzzzzzz. Play again.

The Elderly Scottish Gentleman is Agrarian.

Old McDonald had a Farm

Think that’s supposed to be, “Welcome to My Nightmare” - Alice Cooper.

Continuing with this one:

The Elderly Scottish Gentleman is Agrarian.

No, Leaffan got that one. In my defense, “Hello, Nightmare” is a real song. It’s by A City Serene, and, IMO, not very good.

ETA: “Tranquilizers, Hypnotics, or other similar acting medications are in accord with my wishes.”

I Want To Be Sedated - The Ramones
Each American Beauty possesses a spiky growth.

Every Rose Has its Thorn - Poison

The young fellow from the Big Apple.

The Boy from New York City - Manhattan Transfer

Belonging solely to thine ocular orbs.

For Your Eyes Only - Sheena Easton

From a device for elevating the car in order to facilitate the changing of tires to a monarch

From a Jack to a King - Ned Miller

HIJKLMNO

Water - The Who (from Townshend’s “Lifehouse Project”)

Not Sao Paolo; the other one

Rio - Duran Duran

Uncharged Particle Jig

Neutron Dance - Pointer Sisters
Michael Jordan, Joakim Noah, and Scottie Pippen are riding down the street in a float.

Neutron Dance - Pointer Sisters
The female protagonist is the opposing gender and intimate companion of the person with whom I’m most acquainted, however the female in question was once my most intimate companion.

ETA: Ninjad by It’s Not Rocket Surgery!

Used To Love Her - Guns N Roses (?)

Bulls on Parade - Rage Against the Machine
Unclean clothes in the hamper.

Dirty Laundry - Don Henley
Still unsolved:

The female protagonist is the opposing gender and intimate companion of the person with whom I’m most acquainted, (however the female in question was once my most intimate companion.) Ignore parentheses for the actual title of the song.

My Best Friend’s Girlfriend - The Cars
The diminutive aide to one who has borne children.