The State Fair - a Minnesota MMP

(Sorry this is early… no time on Monday mornings!)

The Minnesota State Fair (and many other state fairs I’m sure) is a rather different experience. I’ve been to county fairs before, but a state fair was an entirely new experience for me. The sheer size of the grounds and the number of people were incredible. People were everywhere and more just seemed to keep materializing the longer we stayed. You could spend an entire day – or the whole twelve days of the fair even – just watching the people. But we weren’t there to watch the people; oh no, we had a mission.

Our mission (which apparently we chose to accept) was to see and pat as many different sizes, colors, and species of animals as possible. (To this end we also regularly go to zoos, petting zoos, farms, etc.) As soon as we got in the gates, we saw the Miracle of Life exhibit. For all the city slickers who’d never otherwise get an opportunity to see pigs, goats, sheep, or cows being born, they have a whole barn filled with soon-to-be new mothers. No one gave birth while we were there, but we did get to pat a 4-day-old piglet and saw some one-day-old piglets. And adorable little lambs. And some fluffly yellow ducklings. Oh yes, baby animals are cuuuuuute! (I’ll post pix later in the week.)

Following the baby exhibit, we needed some food so Keith tried hot dish on a stick – a purely Minnesota invention. As I have learned, hot dish is the local term for a casserole of meat, maybe a veggie, tater tots, and cream of something soup. Apparently people actually eat this for some reason. I’m still trying to understand that part. Anyway, they managed to devise a way to put that on a stick and deep fry it. I got a corn dog. Seemed safer if not culinarily superior.

One can get just about anything on a stick at the fair. They had the aforementioned corn dogs and hot dish on a stick, plus pizza, cheesecake, chocolate-dipped key lime pie, pork chops, gator(!), pickles, deep-fried candy bars, and deep-fried twinkies. I think I’m better off not having tried most of those!

From there we headed to the Coliseum to see an English horse show. They seemed to value the opposite ends of the spectrum, size-wise, as the first group we saw was the miniature horses and two of the later groups were shires (really big work horses). The little miniature horses, driving little carts, were SOOOOO cute. The whole audience went “awwwwwww” when they came out. (There will be pictures later in the week, I promise!) They also had a short Renaissance Faire-esque jousting session, which was ok, but I’d rather have seen more of the regular English riding show parts. The knights were awfully cute though. :wink:

We had to eat more after that, and we’d seen a sign for fried green pepper rings. Now we’d hit on something worth talking about. They were really really good. Some things should be deep fried. They were battered and fried and served with marinara sauce. Yum!

We checked out the cows and sheep after that, but there really wasn’t much to say about them. There was a family of highland cattle, including a baby, that was neat, but otherwise cows and sheep are rather uninspiring.

We rounded out our food for the day with a milkshake from the U of M dairy club (or something like that), which was worth standing in line for. (OK so I guess cows are good for something!)

We stopped by one of the band stands for an a cappella group that one of my coworkers had told me to check out, and they were good. We also looked at the crafts, and wandered through part of the midway. But that’s where the thousands and thousands of people were so we passed through and went back to the animals.

We finished off with the horses and another tour through the baby animals and called it a day. Fried food, lots of animals, and some singing. I’d call that a good day!

Ooh, am I first? How exciting!

I haven’t been to a state fair in years, but I’ll never for the rest of my life forget this pig I saw at the Ohio State Fair back in the 1970s. That thing was a behemoth! Highly impressive; he could have fed a whole village all by himself for a month or so!

And now to go tell Papa T., who’s Minnesota born and bred, that he’s missing hot dish on a stick! (Although he found a new “on a stick” love in Japan – squid on a stick! Yummy!)

No Midway?? Heretic! Don’t be knockin’ the hotdish, either. Love the Fair. But boy oh boy is it obvious that the Midwest grows 'em bigger out here.

Deep fried cheesecake is one of the best things ever. I’m not so impressed with fried twinkies.

But I wanted to be first… ::stomps feet::

Haven’t been to the state fair in ages. The Ohio version is also very large. We used to have a dispute with Texas about whose fair was larger, but I think everyone got bored and stopped arguing about it.

Did my little bit of work stuff and now I’m toddling off to bed…

GT

Our state fair, is a great state fair-
Don’t miss it, don’t even be late!
(from the musical, State Fair, of course!)

I’ve never been. We talked of going when the kids were little, but we never have–it sounds great!

Back from work and off to leepy-leepy land. Love my bed, and pillow and –

I’m scared of things-on-a-stick. Except for hot dogs. Those are right and proper, but I can’t get with the other stuff.

Okay, Papa T. about collapsed in hysteria at the thought of hot dish on a stick. And he asked that all-important question: HOW do you make hot dish on a stick? What kind of hot dish goes on a stick? Inquiring Minds Want to Know. :smiley:

I’m off to bed shortly, as soon as I struggle through the last five minutes of this Committee Meeting From Hell. It’s a darned good thing I just made a bunch of money this weekend or I’d be sending it back as untranscribable. And I’ve only done that three times in my 21 years of doing this. (We’re using it as ammo to get them to make better recordings – it’s worth hanging in there a little bit when the money is so good!)

Y’know they wrote that about Iowa, right? The Iowa State Fair has about everything the Minnesota one has, except Minnesotans. So no hot dish on a stick (although I swear I saw somebody spinning dishes on a stick once, years ago, but that’s different).

I have been amusing myself by looking at the sample test questions for the other civil service tests that I need to take. They all look pretty easy.

IIIITTTTT"SSSSS Late Night MMP with dogbutler!
I went to the N.C. State Fair about 25 years ago. It was a simpler fair, just lvestock and a midway. None of this new fangled deep fried food on a stick(fried haggis on a stick?).

Welcome Doug! BoD?

gt, it is just now 12:00, so technically I am first. The rest of you just posted to the MSP. :stuck_out_tongue:

I must attempt sleep. or at least fake it for a few hours.

How did you manage to miss the FRIED CHEESE CURD?! It’s the only reason to even go to the Fair!

I guess I could invent cream of something soup on a stick. My husband brought home a frozen bag of yellow stuff he says once cream is added, is the best cream of (I forgot what) soup in the land. I told him, if you add enough cream to anything it would be good. He didn’t laugh.

taxi78cab, good MMP. Our state fair starts the second week of September. It’s pretty big too, even though we’re nowhere near the middle, just out here on the edge.

dogbutler, what would MSP be? Since this is the “Monday Morning Post”, don’t you mean SEP, for Sunday Evening Post, or did you mean Sunday/Monday Post?
Or maybe, I’ve been confused all this time and MMP means something entirely different.

Didn’t they have Elephant Ears or Funnel Cakes at the Minnesota State Fair? At every fair in this part of the country, they always seem to have at least a few vendors selling these fried treats.

I had never been to a state fair, or even a county fair, until this year. Oh, sure, I had heard about all the various things you could put on a stick, but I wasn’t quite prepared for pizza on a stick, pork chops on a stick, and strangest of all gator on a stick. This last may not be unusual everywhere, but gators are rare visitors to Illinois. We got to see piglets being born, or rather the oportunity was there. I chose to not actually watch this. We saw the rows upon rows of every sort of barnyard creature (the smell of the chickens took some getting used to.) There was a midway, but the rides all looked a bit to lame to actually spend the $3.00 to get on them. But I played a few of the games (I lost)(of course), ate some corn dogs and funnel cakes and had a great day. Best of all was, by far, the Butter Cow, yes, a life sized cow sculpture, made of butter. How can you beat that.

Actually I was gonna be first, but noooooooo, taxi posted while we were eating dinner and I got corked! (okay, it’s a fishing related term, y’all get the gist)

BTW, great OP taxi!

I love fairs! I always went to the Evergreen State Fair multiple times every year, and both the Stanwood and Puyallup fairs once each. I am not big on the midway myself, as rides tend to make me hurl and I am just no good at the toss this/break that and win a prize games. I do love the animals, individually and in shows, as well as all the exhibits of vegetables/flowers/handwork/etc. I have a Minnesotan friend and so am well acquainted with Hot Dish, although for the life of me I don’t know how one would go about getting it to stay on a stick. Well, I have some ideas, but none of them make me want to try it! Back to the animals, I love cows. Not the kitchy decorate the house with Holsteins kind of love, but I grew up with cows, and they smell good and are just nice. Well, most of them. I remember the first time I saw a Brahma bull at the fair, Holy Hannah they are large! The Highland cattle are so cute; short and shaggy, what’s not to love?

So, I need to get these kids to bed so I will be able to shove them out the door tomorrow. Nightie night!

It sounds like state fairs are the equivalent of our local Royal Easter Show. I used to love going to that as a child and seeing all the animals.

Yay! MMP is up, so am I, and I can post to it on MM! :slight_smile: Very nice OP about the Minnesota State Fair, btw taxi78cab. I too am intrigued by the idea of “hot dish” on a stick and can’t fathom how it is possible.

As promised, I do have some weekend doings to report this week! My daughter and I met up with fellow posters from the roadfood.com website forums at the Olive Grove Restaurant in Linthicum MD (just south of Baltimore, near to BWI airport). Most of us had the crabcake sandwich, the main reason for the luncheon being to partake of MD crab dishes, and a very good time was had by all! We mostly had a banquet-sized room to ourselves (there were about 20 of us this year - it’s the third one!), so we could take our time chatting and eating.

After the luncheon, there was an exchange of door-prize gifts (everyone brought one, so everyone got something!); I got two bottles of hard cider (which proved very tasty) and my daughter got a bottle of wine, which she promptly exchanged with someone for a box of Berger cookies (if you’ve never had these, they are delicious - a Baltimore treat: a white sugar-type cookie blanketed in rich chocolate frosting!). We had a marvelous time and are already looking forward to next year’s luncheon.

After being so stuffed on Saturday, Sunday was spent relaxing and recouperating (it was a lot of rich food …), with a single trip to the grocery store. And now back to work in a few hours! So glad that next weekend is a three-day holiday (Labor day). :smiley:

How can us foreigners tell Minnesota is not in the South?

The Chocolate-dipped Key Lime Pie wasn’t deep-fried.

My arteries are threatening to sue if I keep on reading posts like that one.

I recently joined the local chapter of Mensa, ran into an old classmate from college there. We were at the national meeting (I like doing things with a bang, joined up the week before the national meeting so no meeting the locals first), chatting about old times, and found out that two other people were also from the same school and major. My classmate had known them for years but the subject had never come up.

Last Friday, the local chapter decided to meet in my hometown (south of the province) instead of the provincial capital (north). The manager of the local “residues treatment facility”, who is also a member, gave us a tour of the facilities and then we went out to dinner. People from other provinces came as well. My old classmate and his wife, from Barcelona, and several from neighboring Zaragoza. Turns out that the manager of the dump is from our college and major, too; his wife is an old classmate of mine from high school. Dinner was great. Mom came too: she says she’s not going to take the test because anyway we let her come to the meetings so why would she bother. She’s now planning on repeating the visit to the dump with every club and group to which she belongs: the library’s reading club; the sunday school teachers; a women’s association which is completely apolitical but happens to have the same adress as a political party’s central office (cough cough).

The Barcelona people and two from Zaragoza stayed in a hotel and we met on Saturday, to go have a tapas lunch and a walk around town. A tapas lunch consists of going to a bar, having a tapa and a drink, going to another bar, having another tapa and another drink… we also call it “doing the circuit”.

My youngest brother, who’s still at Mom’s and only left during his college years, is now a homeowner. He bought a flat in a building that was still in consruction at the time a couple years back; signed all the paperwork last monday. Friday I brought him some stuff I’m giving to him (a table, a couple lamps); yesterday I helped him set up some things and look for flaws around the place. Later we met with some friends and one of them offered him a coffee table, which was one of the things he had on the “should buy soonish” list, so he’s very happy. He should have electricity this week and the kitchen all set up in two more weeks, tops.

Happy Monday Morning all! Great OP taxi78cab! Sitting in the office torn between wishing it was Thursday already and hoping it won’t come fast - my boss is back on Wednesday (boo-hiss) but Thursday is the last day of the week before another weekend finally rolls around. AAAGGGGHHHHH!

I have never been to an American state or county fair, but I have been to the Brisbane Exhibition, and lots of smaller country shows/fairs in outback Queensland - good fun! I love eating obscenely unhealthy food and buying crap I don’t need!

Oh, Nava, I lurve tapas, and the whole “circuit” thing sounds like a great way to spend a Saturday afternoon!