Depends. You got anything big enough? 
You could just walk behind me but I have to warn you, Don’t stain the dress.
Well, if you’re that worried about the dress, why don’t you just let me carry it?
Well, at least I’ve got the good underwear on.
Will you unzip me, Euty?
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(wow … long dress!)
::Steps out of the dress and hands it to Euty. Stands there in her black merry widow, stockings and heels::
Sure, any excuse to get me in my underwear.
Swaying in the evening breeze as dusk sets and trying not to look like I’m watching in the ballroom window. This is more interesting than the book!
Well, getting you out of your underwear was actually the idea, but we’ll take these things one step at a time.
And just how do you plan one getting me out of my underwear?
One strap at a time … first this one … … then this one … then that one … then … oh, my …
Awright you two, break it up, break it up. Next thing we know, you’ll both be in the Velveteen Rub room with the door locked.
How do you remove that underwear? Well, since it’s a genn-ewe-ine 1879 whalebone corset with ivory spars and layered taffeta and an underlining of fine raw silk from Bancock, I’d suggest pinking shears. 
Midnight snack of jalapeno poppers, and frozen grapes ( for those with delicate tummies, OR a hankering for cold fruit ).
Abby? Save me a spot on the porch, I’m reading “Memoirs of a Geisha”, and I need a nice spot to sit. Thank you 
Thanks for the suggestion, Cartooniverse
::Steps over the merry widow laying on the floor, kisses Euty and turns on her heel, heading for the Velveteen Rub. Looks over her shoulder::
Are you coming?
Do you really think you have to ask twice?
::hardygrrl strolls into the Velveteen Rub, an eager Euty not too far behind.
Once inside, she gracefully sits on one of the massage tables and watches as Euty slams the door shut, locks it and places a chair in front of the door. ::
Well I suppose I can share the porch swing. Will you bring a few chilled grapes and a glass of water for me please when you come? Oh wait, one more important thing though…
are you wearing clothes, or are all the guys following Euty’s lead and going around naked?
Waitwaitwait…celestina tells me to put on a tux, and Abby is telling me to go around naked.
Make up your minds
I did not! All I did was ask a question, it’s not like I’ve been around long enough to be telling people what to do anyway. 
*Miss Creant sticks her head out of the library[/i}
Hey…this place looks different. Um…I don’t know what you guys are doing but could someone just let me know when the semi from Amazon.com pulls up?
Is there any food left?
Whoa!
I go to Oxford for the day, I come home and blammo! We’re in a new house, walkin’ around nekkid?
Well, I can’t go nekkid. I just can’t go nekkid. I just can’t go even half-way nekkid or naked.
Hell, I’ve never been a good dancer, anyhoo. But I am a very good passenger and I do love hot air balloon rides. I would also hate for this here lovely dress that celestina picked out for me to go to waste (I went with the diamonds, dear. Thank you so very much).
I’m going to trip my way over the path, past Bunnygirl’s lovely garden and the porch-squatters (whom I hope to be joining later on). This here sweet iced tea I’ve got should make the whole experience all the more enjoyable. Oh, yes, and let’s not forget the picnic basket filled with cold fried chicken, potato salad, and strawberry shortcake (cornbread style).
I’ll be in the sky if someone needs me. Or, if anyone wants to come, I can certainly make room. Dinner under the stars never sounded so good, huh?
Given what we just witnessed from Euty and hardygrrl, I can see your point!
(or should I say, their points?;))