Do not write and post to an internet message board after taking this medicine.
Side Effects:
May result in shellacking, heartburn, fart references, poo reference, WTF moments, humiliations galore, Nazi Grammar Spellcheck Goosesteppers, Penis Ensues, Flying Spagetti Monster, Mariana’s Trench for Twenty Minutes, Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act, Pie, Burning Dog, Future Embarrassement and obscure references to the Simpsons/Star Trek/and the other dark corners of Geek Culture.
What do you have against pie?
i’m not really sure yet. 
I’ll have to get back to you on that Carnivorous, I’ve forgotten what I was talking about for the moment.
It’ll come back around. It usually does.
Wheeeeeeee!!!
I’m bouncing on my philanthropistic mattress!!!
Man, I think I missed out on the good stuff. Don’t Bogart that jay man.
Jim
hahaha, my oh my. Where has this thread gone
wandering slowly around the bend…
Pssst… Pass that over this way, man…
Around the bend and off the deep end? The really really really deep end?
MessyPaint:
Did you bring enough to share with the rest of the class?
so…where all the white women at?
no seriously though, where are the fart jokes?
They have become understandably unpopular since the Tragic Accident.
oh…i see.
is that the Tragic Accident that resulted in a…how do you say…turd?
No, no, no. That was the tragic accident. The Tragic Accident resulted in third degree burns.
the accident with the acetylene torch?
the one that twickster told us to never speak of again?
Yes, when the goat died.
Great, thanks for bringing that up!
Now we’ll all be banned or fletched or something.
I’d kinda like to be fletched…
Good gad! We found our patsy!
I was discussing Monty Python with a friend once, and we realized that even the stupidest jokes in that show, you have to be pretty smart to get them. Which is not to say they’re smart jokes, because they most certainly are not. But there’s a link between very childish humor and intelligence. Though not always.
The point I was trying to make in this post is left as an exercise for the reader.