Ah, I’m using the stereotypical picture of the Superfriends Aqua-Man, wading around in a pool and talking to fish. If he was hostile against anything (he had a creepy Donny Osmond vibe, actually), it was against too much chlorine in the fountain.
Though, the modern Aquaman is pretty badass, I’ll grant you that.
If I had Green Lantern’s powers I would left a trail of ripped shirts and downed pants in my wake. Not because I want to, but because I couldn’t control it. Stupid thought activated powers.
If I had Beast Boy’s powers I would turn into a squirrel and chuck nuts at people just because.
::ahem:: Hello! Superman’s X-Ray Vision…um, you know…
Plus, if you’re Superman, I’ll bet lots of the ladies would want to know if you’re really the Man Of Steel… 
But what if you’re really faster than a speeding bullet? :eek:
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
Just don’t tear her in half like a phone book or you’ll end up in HELL!
If I had Wolverine’s claws, I’d just them to slice my bed three times faster than I normally could.
If I had Flash’s power, I’d be able to spend 99.999% of my time goofing off.
How fast do you normally slice your bed? And why do you slice your bed at all?
If I had Coagula’s powers I would liquify and coagulate the blacktop in my driveway to finally level out the damn pothole my landlord won’t fix!
If I had the Human Torch’s power, I’d go up to people at a cookout, trip and fall into their little hibachi, go up like a torch, and run out of the backyard screaming like a banshee.
As soon as I got around the corner, I’d turn myself off and hide in the bushes.
This would work best on really stoned people.
That is hilarious.
If I had Flash’s power I’d go for the world’s quickest masturbation record.
From first stroke to ejaculation in 0.00000000000001 seconds.
On second thoughts, the chaffing may hurt a bit. :eek:
Ah, but you see the genius behind it. What could possibly be more trivial than using the power to do something I wouldn’t do otherwise?
Or maybe I’m prone to spelling errors when I’m flu-ridden. Whichever makes me sound cooler.
I don’t, but I already do!
If I had Storm’s powers, I’d make sure it was always warm and sunny and pleasant in my city. That, or cause a very localized tornado in the area of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
If I had Magneto’s powers, I’d drain the batteries of every cell phone within my field of influence.
If I had Thor’s power, I’d ask people “Hey, could you bring me that sledgehammer over there?”. Hilarity ensues!
Are you prepared to explain that joke.
If I had Nightcrawler’s powers, I’d sneak up behind people, tap them on the shoulder, and then teleport away. Hilarity ensues!
If I had Green Lanterns glowing Power Ring…I’d be able to save big bucks on penlight batteries.
Yeah, but x-ray vision ain’t necessarily all it’s cracked up to be.
“Yowza! Check out the third thoracic vertebra on that chick!”