The Taliban has a crystal ball?

From CNN:

We don’t have any contact with him (bin Laden) but he is still in Afghanistan… He is alive," Zaeef said.
Yeah, right.

The Taliban has NO balls, much less crystal ones.

I think they have Miss Cleo on speed dial.

“Yah, mon. Dat bin Laden is still in de country. And listen…he is also de father of your baby, mon.”

“An’ no matter how much stuff they shoot at him, mon, they never hit him. You know why, mon? ‘Cause they be slippin’ on shit chasin’ him, Mon.”

Bin Laden has crystal balls? At least he’s worth something. Oh, wait. They’re just glass. Nevermind. Bring on the sledge hammers!!! Sucks to be you , you pseudo-religious excuse for a golf ball

ok, this isn’t related to the damn OP at all, I just had to welcome Tyler (moe.ron) to the boards!

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