I’ll go for Ministry of Coprophagia.
I’ll need underlings, of course, to oversee the various departments in my ministry, such as:
[ul][li]Department of Risible Facial Expressions[/li]
[li]Department of Post-Coprophagic Extinction Enforcement[/li]
Department of Pot-Squatter Clearance[/ul]
[QUOTE=PunditLisa]
Evil, huh?
I humbly apply for be Mistress of the Bureau of Motor Vehicles. I will make no changes to the current system.
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Talk to Revenant Threshold about office space. But keeping the status quo is only acceptable during your first 100 days; after that I expect to see some serious added evilitude.
'Course I’m too lazy to do employee reviews on a regular basis, so you shouldn’t worry. Whenever you see me heading to your office, just yell, "Skald the Rhymer (may he live forever) is coming–everybody look evil!
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]
The Teeming Millions rule the world. What ministry do you want?
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could I…umm…bowing before you, have The Ministery of the IDITAROD?…
and if it is not too much, the the vice-minister 
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
Ministry of Women.
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…
please,
[QUOTE=Sunspace]
Memo
To: Our Exalted God-King, Skald the Rhymer
From: the Minister of Housing, Land, Planning, and Municipal Affairs
Re: Rebellious Infrastructure
Please be advised that subversive activities and constructions initiated by agents of one Malacandra have been nullified by the tireless inspectors and enforcers of the Ministry of Housing, Land, Planning, and Municipal Affairs.
Said agents and constructions are now serving as in-situ concrete-hardening test-areas.
Your European provinces remain safe.
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Excellent! I’ll liaise with you on the next round. Meanwhile, don’t forget to forward the amusing videos to Our Exalted God-King.
Skald the Rhymer:
Indeed I did!
That just sounded like to “serious” a post for this thread.
I’ll happily add comic books to my requested sports-and-platypus portfolio.
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
Ministry of Women. I wanna recruit the harem. Think about it - I get to travel all over the world, spend lots of money, and all I have to do is learn the Evil God-King’s preference. And I’ll have a job well into old age, provided I do well.
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Why on Earth are YOU putting in an application? You know you’re in like flynn for whatever job you want, so long as you don’t neglect your duties as Second Wife and Mistress of the Harem.
And before you stop complaining, you don’t want the First Wife job. The First Wife is executed evey second Tyrsday and replaced the following Freyasday.
Put me in charge of the department of radiation controll. Naturally some radiation could be ‘incidentally’ released.
I would like to be Minister of Useless Musical Instruments.
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]
I would like to be Minister of Useless Musical Instruments.
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I don’t really see how that oppresses the populace or amuses me. You may wish to expand on your proposal on your weekly gruel break while you work in the pickle mines.
::dispatching the monkeys::
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]
I don’t really see how that oppresses the populace or amuses me. You may wish to expand on your proposal on your weekly gruel break while you work in the pickle mines.
::dispatching the monkeys::
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Oh Dark (and slight unshaven) Leader!
Re: Evil
The term “useless instruments” obviously includes the Accordon.
And the bagpipe. Especially in groups.
I suggest that Beware of Doug rename his proposed Ministry to that of “Cruel and Unusual Musical Instruments”.
Oh. I forgot. He is in the pickle mines, and unable to use his Blackberry.
Clearly some other selfless soul will have to pick up that portfolio.