The theological implications of Nancy Grace

This is a shocking blasphemy for which a just God will surely smite you. :mad:

You are most certainly not the only one.

I remember her from way back in her CourtTV days. She was covering the trial of a young man accused of murdering some children because God told him to.

“If he thinks he’s going to get away with a plea of insanity, he’s crazy!”

Well thought out, Nance.

I had the opposite reaction when I first saw her: I was astounded that anyone might *not *find her too annoying to watch.

I was convinced that she was the most abrasive living television personality, right up to the moment when I first saw Jane Velez-Mitchell.

:: works action on shotgun ::

You’re not going to sit there and blame HER for that movie instead of Lucas. Not if you know what’s good for you.

Fool of a Dunedan!

We’ll let the masses decide. These images are obviously NSFW.

[spoiler]She who was sent by Athena sent to bring hope, warmth, and light to a world grown chill, dark, and grim.

The comely, but ultimately pale and inadequate shadow of the first.[/spoiler]

If Natalie Portman served the forces of good, she wouldn’t be a wacko PETA person who once seriously compared eating meat to rape. Cite.

I humbly suggest you had meant Anna Paquin, and one of your lesser minions had changed things while you were not looking.

I have abandoned my villainous ambitions and thus no longer have minions.

And even angels can be 'flicted.

ETA: Paquin has a nice enough body, I suppose. But I’m a face man, and also a fan of smallish boobs, so AP doesn’t move me much.

Ah, but that kiwi accent…

I figure it’s a demonstration of the consequences of free will. You can freely choose to watch Nancy Grace. But if you do so you will suffer for your actions.

So Nancy Grace is like a warning about the temptations of Satan.

Well, if we’re going by voices, the sexiest woman on Earth is KD Lang.

Teri Garr.

The usual blather about gormless hobbits.

I have never heard of this Nancy Grace person. But I gather from your poll that I should be glad about that…

Fool of a Took!

Good fudge is its own justification!

:confused:

They serve it with the hot fudge sundae at Claim Jumper Restaurants. It’s nummy.

Wait, do they serve Nancy Grace, God, Natalie Portman, kd lang, or Anna Paquin with the hot fudge?

Could I have Keira Knightley, please, with a side of fudge?

Nancy Grace is a former prosecutor. She now is the host of a cable television show about current criminal cases. These are the neutral facts about her.

Subjectively, she’s an unpleasant person. She oftens makes judgements for which she does not have sufficient factual support and then uses her show as a pulpit to disseminate her views.

That sounds good. But can I get Rosario Dawson instead of fudge?