The theological implications of Nancy Grace

Because I’m feeling petty.

Choice last.
Nancy Grace-Avatar of Cthulhu.

There IS no god Nancy Grace is an eldritch abomination! I despise that smug, self-righteous <expletive deleted>!

I’ve gotta go lie down, thanks Skald, way to start the day on a miserable note.
ETA: Apparently Czarcasm agrees.

Shouldn’t the avatar of Cthulhu be visually distinct from him, so as to lull us into a sense of false security?

That’s why she dyed her hair.

Because a human (if, in fact, she is not a Reptiloid) like Grace exists, we have positive proof that the Creator is not only evil but thinks that evil is entertaining (for varying values of the word ‘entertaining’).

Remember, tragedy is something bad happening to you; comedy is something bad happening to someone else.

You had to go ahead and call her that, didn’t you?

Now you’re gonna get the Skrull Emperor on your ass. He does not tolerate such insults.

Is Option 3 meant to be God, not Good?

Yes.

#1. Cite: Romans 5:20.

I chose the option with Natalie Portman, but if I had my druthers would substitute Keira Knightley: http://www.celebrity9.com/img/keira-knightley/keira-knightley.jpg

Keira Knightley is the lesser alternate to Natalie–the best of the scribbles from Eru’s artist pad before Portman was made.

As an attorney, she never lost a case. She did go through a pretty rough time after her fiance was killed.

She was coached to present herself this way for television and like so many others before her, sshe too the bad advice. I was sorry to see her do that.

I’m sorry, Zoe. I will need you to post something that is venomous, petty, cruel, hateful, insulting, and venomous.

And yes, I know I wrote *venomous *twice. I like venom.

I’d like to participate but she’s on my list of crazy folk I wouldn’t mind doing.

Wow!

Until I saw this topic, I thought I was the only one who thought she was annoying.

Not that she shouldn’t have,

Those are just the cases that we know she fucked someone over on, I’m sure some investigation would turn up more. :mad:

Which might explain, but not excuse, her embellishment of the facts of the murder and trial,

Bathing in the blood of your murdered fiancé to sell books and raise your standing in the victims’ rights movement (which has more than enough real victims who’s stories make Grace’s fictionalized one seem like a good day in court), after being a poster child for everything that’s wrong with what should be the good guys in the justice system by lying about things that are public record. Not just evil but stupid too! I’m not buying any excuse for lying about someone’s murder for personal gain. At least she’s honest about abusing the chance she has to do something good … five hours a week on CNN Headline News.

If I weren’t already sure there was no Devil, Nancy Grace would clinch it.

CMC fnord!
Venomous, petty, cruel, hateful, insulting, and venomous enough to make my soul worth a flying monkey Skald? :smiley:

I prefer old fashioned mafia hit men and protection rackets to the kind of evil that is Nancy Grace and Sean Hannity on the airwaves. They are teachers of evil who teach evil for personal profit. I’ve done a lot of things in my life that I was ashamed of afterwards, but intentionally spewing misinformation for profit isn’t one of them.

Nancy Grace is the worst of all of them. She inspires me to think bad, bad, bad thoughts.

Could it be that God exists and loves us and has a really low sense of humor, getting some cheap giggles by foisting NG on us?

I find that philosophy explains a lot about life.

If Natalie Portman serves God, how do you explain “Phantom Menace”?