If you are lost in the world’s most desolate wilderness make a Martini. Someone is sure to come up out of nowhere and say, “That’s not how to make a Martini.”
And they can lead you out.
Don’t try to save everyone. Some people cannot be helped, there is nothing you can do for them but be there for them.
Know when something is worth pursuing, and when it’s time to quit.
Don’t dwell over stuff.
Have fun with your life.
Never take the car through the carwash when you really have to pee.
Everybody lie face down on the floor, don’t move, and nobody will get hurt.
No, really, try it. It works!