The post attacking another poster who is only peripherally involved in the discussion over a dispute begun in another thread.
Post asking for odds that thread will reach a certain length.
100% that it will reach a certain length.
Post to make a certain length.
Joke about male enhancement product.
Post to point out to the newbie that MPSIMS is not the appropriate forum in which to question SDMB administration and admonishing him/her to read the FAQs prior to posting.
This post is to say I was ninja’d by the previous poster.
The “Band name!” post.
Informing folks that this is the new name of my band. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and everyone else, I bring you:
“The “Band name!” post”
Also, the post where some dipstick plays with the size tags.
Post to welcome newcomer and remind him to link to Cecil’s column next time, no harm done.
The post where I ask everybody to get off my lawn.
Oh, and the post where I point out that I now have “Member” under my name and can feel superior to the mere “guests”. 
The post saying “Pssssst - see Post 87.”
The “have you seen this one” response.
Clueless belated zombie joke.
Bafflement that this is my first time noticing such a long thread.
Post accusing your political party of having done the same thing.
The post that was posted to the wrong thread.
Post complaing about linked song from earlier post now stuck in poster’s head.
The post where the poster posts that the OP owes them a keyboard.
A breathless report that Zsa Zsa is now short one leg and a bumbling apology for realizing this is not the Dead Pool and confessing that the poster has no idea how to avoid posting a useless post.