Spam post reported
(real spam this time)
Post to report reporting of spam post twenty seconds too late.
Post of someone who just happened to find this thread as the last on the front page - just to bump it back up to the top.
I, for one, welcome our new Thread Title overlords.
Post where the OP returns ostensibly to act as though she has something further to add even though the scope of the thread at this point has far outstripped her knowledge and experience on the subject, but really only wants to break the three way tie for second place for hogging this thread with replies.
Post pointing out minor speeling and/or gramatical errors in another post. Of course, the post has errors of its own, as per Gaudere’s Law.
I’m surprised no one mentioned [something mentioned in the OP].
The “How did I miss this thread the first time around?” Post
This is the post that contains vitriolic response to above unexceptional post, and the post which this poster will later claim is sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek while backpedalling frantically when others post outraged replies.
The post exclaiming outrage at the previous poster’s insensitive comment.
The post trying to gently calm everyone down which most of the time results in making things worse.
The angry response to being told to calm down.
The post saying that the poster has a right to his insensitive opinions. Exclamation mark. Exclamation mark. Exclamation mark.
the post mistakenly posted to this thread that was meant for another thread.
The “you win the thread” post.
The post that really has nothing to say, but is added just so the user can easily find the thread again on his own routine username search.
The post that adds a smartass remark, and ends with 
The apparently inevitable digression to a controversial yet hypothetical rape discussion.
The CAPITAL LETTERS italics AND bolded underline post with dots…
