Post to disparage the excessive use of smilies.
The “You can’t tell me what to do and I’ll make a rainbow smiley if I want to cause you’re not the Boss of me :mad:
:dubious::rolleyes::(:eek:
so what do you think of that” post.
Piggy-backing post to make the obligatory “handshake” joke which will make no sense if the thread is rezombied sometime in the future.
Yet another mindless thread statistics post
Who Posted?
Total Posts: 243
User Name Posts
Zeldar 37
runner pat 13
PlainJain 11
Giles 9
tdn 9
Cat Whisperer 8
NoClueBoy 6
ToeJam 5
(others)
The threadkiller post.
The post explaining that ‘dots’ are ellipses, and that if you don’t know that, capitals and italics wont. help. make. the. point.
The post that performs CPR on the thread.
The clueless post which doesn’t realize this is a zombie thread because 2011 is still too new to remember it’s not 2010 and the middle few pages went entirely unread.
ETA: The edit of the post to self-proclaim the poster an idiot. Headsmacky smilie.
ETA ETA: the edit because the poster can’t spell
ETA ETA ETA: the aborted eleventy first edit attempt wherein the poster gives up and goes to see what’s on in the Pit.
Mispelled nitpicking spelling criticism of prevoius post.
Response to a random earlier post knowing the poster would have no real objection since he thought the post was elsewhere to begin with. Stalling for time until the edit window closes for fear that there might be something meaningful to add.
The post where the poster has only between 4 and 6 posts between because they think everyone finds what they have to say so interesting.
The post where the poster just had to add one more interesting thing.
The post that reacts to the additional interesting thing: :eek:
The post which accuses the poster of the interesting thing of animal cruelty.
The post that accuses the accuser of being a member of the offenderati.
The post that descends into outright flaming.
The :: rolleyes :: post.
The Junior Mod post that tells **Waxwinged **his flaming is totally inappropriate for this forum.
(Bonus obnoxiousness points if **Waxwinged **is in fact a woman.)
A post containing an acid remark stating that **Waxwinged ** is, in fact, a woman and threatening to Pit. The Pit thread never actually materializes.
The post from the guy that only read the first page and skips to the end.