The post from a moderator reminding people to leave the modding to the mods.
The post to point out “kitchen knife” should be “20’s style death ray”.
Pseudo apology post “if” the previous post caused offense.
Angry protest to Mod, accusing said Moderator of issuing a Warning For No Reason, indicating that the poster knows the proper place to criticize Moderator action is in ATMB, but the poster will attempt it here anyhow (completely missing the fact that there was no Warning issued.)
The condescending peacemaker post.
non sequitur
The long-winded post that takes offense with an earlier post that was made in jest.
The post that explains the whoosh.
The post that, realizing one’s own argument is completely moronic, states “I will let you have the last word”, so that YOU look like a jerk who just won’t let it go.
The post by the clueless poster who is seeing the thread for the first time ever (yeah, now) and just wants to add a “me too!”.
“I thought [insert lamented Doper here] was finally posting again? But I’m sad it’s just a zombie thread.”
The post where I stand back in awe.
Wow.
[The never-mind post]
The “deleted upon preview” post.
The “oh, wow, this thread rises from the dead again” lament.
Wow, yeah, that sucks. What were we talking about? Something mindless? And you got all upset. That made me sad, emo tear for real.
The see the prior post post.
The “revived because someone linked to it” post.
The WIBD post.
The post explaining an obscure acronym.
The squirrelly “This is the funniest thread I’ve ever seen. How did I miss it before today?” post.
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