The junior mod post. Please don’t do this.
Taking it to the pit so as not to hijack this thread.
The not-particularly-funny comment that basically repeats a previous joke the poster missed due to only skimming the thread.
*Mal: “You can’t open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I’m a mystery.” *
The obligatory Whedon quote.
My post, which is completely ignored.
The post that unnecessarily quotes an entire other post instead of just the relevant part.
The attempt at irony.
Post expressing surprise that the thread killer post did not, in fact, kill the thread.
Obligatory post quoting The Princess Bride.
The +1 post.
The Monty Python quote post:
Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
The inevitable demand for a cite.
The post where the OP comes back to restate her opinion and asserts that my post is my cite.
The spoiler
The perfunctory retort that “My Post is my Cite.” with assorted color and font changes and a link to some porn.
QFT
The LOL post.
The “your link to your cite is broken” post.
The “It works for me” post.