The coming back to see what you lunatics have done post.
The seemingly on point response.
with the punny small print jest.
The post with little bitty letters
The obligatory flirtatious post, baby. 
The nitpick that gets it wrong: shouldn’t that be “flirtacious”?
From an unfunny moderator.
The snark that points out the nitpicks errur and involks Gaudere
not very helpful reply including a slightly off topic point leading to MAJOR HIJACK
The reminder to check Snopes because your supposed hijack is completely inaccurate.
Why do you hate America?
The post where I point out that [some long-time poster] got away with it so therefore this board must be clique-ish and unfair. Harumph!
Continuation of the Hijack into a topic about mockingbirds on rooftops and cellophane roses
It’s in The Bible but disguised as a parable.
The response saying let me Google that for you.
The latecomer who didn’t read all the previous posts and repeats what’s already been said.
A greeting to the newcomer and a longish inquiry as to the health and welfare of common friends and relatives and people in general with several pictures of dogs and cats and rabbits.
The complaint that links to cat pictures were not supplied.
A profuse and humble apology along with a confused statement about not really knowing how to do links. Many spelling errors and off-topic blathering.
Additional complaint that links to cat pictures were not supplied, 8 minutes later.
Squid.