The thread title

A link to a post in another thread with nothing to do with anything even suggested in the current thread.

Calamari reported.

Argues point with other cite sites including suspicious “facts”

insults posters who doubt his cites

The post expressing surprise that the thread has reached two pages.

The post referencing a certain poster and his preference for livestock.

Post is summarily removed by mod thinking it was the post above

WOW gold
Samsung phone, cheap!
Air Jordan shoes.

ATHEISM is DEAD!!!

Hastily pointing out that links don’t work. Mumbling about bad keyboard/mouse action and weak coffee.

Post claiming that some upthread poster owes me a keyboard.

Spam post reported.

Futile attempt to drag the thread back on topic.

Junior mod post pointing out that quoting a spam post means the mods will have to break the links after deleting the spam post.

Boisterous laughter over the concept of “topic”

The post to say poster doesn’t own a TV/drink/etc. so cannot take part in the poll.

UORAATNBTPK, of course.

Post pointing out “This is my X000 post!” and that has no other content or purpose.

Question as to what UORAATNBTPK means, followed by a condescending reply that anybody who’s been on “tha intarwebs” for more than a few days knows it stands for “Use Of Really Arcane Acronym That Nobody But The Poster Knows”.

Post expressing surprise that this thread has reached two pages and no one has mentioned X yet!

X.

Fawning amazement and amusement at the coding required to render the post and the wit in the acronym itself, along with an invitation to dinner or an offer to preach at the coming service honoring a recently departed Doper who was killed over a box of KFC chicken parts at a local Klan rally.

Denies existence of X and puts it down as a Commuinist plot