Bacon.
STOP…STFU and get over it…The LEAFS SUCK…
(seriously…love the Leafs…hate their current, past ten year<record)
Bacon is always inferior to REAL pork!
The post referencing a current news story and its relevance to the OP, while working in a Monty Python and/or classic rock quote.
Widely understood by NONE, but thanks for thE effort!
Is digressing bad for your complexion?
tsfr
The post to bring an old thread back to life just as everyone thought it had finally died.
A post expressing admiration for the previous poster’s views and willingness to subscribe to his/her newsletter.
post meant to be in other thread but missed edit window
Poem in a foreign language which appears to be either about Madagascar’s lack of good drinking water or some form of bizarre drowning ritual for baby mollusks
I didn’t know mollusks could drown . . . except maybe in olive oil.
So maybe it’s the Madagascar thing. Or a joke.
The post calling Poster Upthread to The Pit for having such a [adjective] opinion, but not wanting to derail the current thread at risk of banishment.
Tired, hackneyed attempt at humor referencing the OP on a treadmill.
Didn’t we already cover this topic once, some time ago?
See post 4 and 6.
Post saying something hysterically funny, as usual.
ETA: The usual edit because my brain works slightly slower than my fingers.
Graped Post
OP stumbles back in drunk and posts a link to Turtle Fence video 'cause at the time, it seems funny and thus hijacking her own thread.
Better graped post.
Semi-serious response, now that the thread is into its third page and might survive a moment of non-nonsense without being totally hijacked into serious responses. Not just once, but at least:
Thread
Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
06-02-2000, 09:49 AM
Nurlman
This thread is just about this thread
Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
08-22-2003, 07:57 AM
Zeldar
New Thread
Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
06-10-2005, 06:00 AM
Liberal
There are no doubt others that might be listed in a similar post, for the curious to enjoy as they ponder an inappropriate reply to this thread.
Perhaps there are new Dopers who haven’t had the thrill of adding to such a parade of wit who may still wish to play along. Others who were there at the time can wallow in the nostalgia.
And there’s absolutely no requirement even to read this.
Back to the nonsense, perhaps? 