considering there were some stains we didn’t see get made, I vote for common whore
I don’t know. How low-cut was the shirt?
They should have made it a blue cocktail dress.
She’s a lyin’ little slit, and a hoo-ah to boot.
Yeah, because a women who goes out on the town = whore.
See the video. Mom’s a partier and a fibber, she’s a sly one. I think mom would be crazy hot in the sack. Love her deep contralto.
Maybe Mom bought the top for the daughter and daughter constantly borrows mom’s clothes and doesn’t return them or returns them dirty? Maybe daughter borrows the car and returns it with an empty gas tank? Maybe daughter constantly borrows money from mom and never pays it back? Maybe daughter’s just a selfish brat that would have thrown a screaming hissy tirade if she found out mom wore her top and mom was just saving herself from a major scene?
A “white liar”?
I think she’d be just as much an amoral and deceitful whore if she were black.
Whore, Liar, I don’t care.
I want that washer and dryer she has that can get the shirt done and in the kid’s closet in less than the amount of time most people would just decide to wear something else!
Mom is deceitful, but she doesn’t actually lie; she just evades and misleads. I also don’t think mom is a whore; just a perfect example of what I think of when I think of “Boomers.” 
I realize parents have to do a certain amount of “Mom/Dad is infallible” fibbing in order to keep the young punks in their place, but this crosses the line. An “F” on the Parenting 101 quiz.
I don’t get Mom’s motivation. Why lie? She could just say “Yes I borrowed your green shirt when I went out with Jan and Sarah two nights ago. Unfortunately I got a stain on it. But don’t worry, I’ll get the stain out using Tide detergent.”
Silly commercial. Makes me dive for the “mute” button.
But this shit is sillier:
If you’re getting your parenting tips from a Tide detergent commercial, well hell, screw it. You might as well go out, whore it up, and lie about it, because you suck anyway.
I’m with you on that one!!
Did I miss the scene where the mother is exchanging sex for money?
Yeah, it’s in the unrated European version.
What frustrates me most about this commercial (surprisingly, not the internet nutjob reactions it’s provoked): The joke is that a seemingly-normal and nice mom is actually a cool party person, too, and secretly borrowed her daughter’s top. Only it’s clearly not out of character for her, because the daughter asks Mom if she borrowed her top. The ad would have worked better if she’d asked ‘Mom, have you seen my green top?’ making mom’s late-night antics all the more surprising.
Okay, I’m done.
Truth isn’t interesting to consumers.
I think it’s a little odd that the mom and the daughter are wearing the same fashions, but it veers more on the side of “Mom has questionable fashion sense” than “Mom is a liar” for me. I don’t care much that she lied about it, but I do wonder why she’s borrowing her daughter’s clothes.