:wanders in:
is there anything special i have to do before i pass these silvery gun-detectors?
Just pick a position.
We are apparently looking for a Construction minister, but anything will do.
I haven’t read through all the posts. I have no answers on why cats can’t fire ray guns.
But I would like to apply for the Department of Physhic Canine Research.
It runs on a modest budget of $650,000 yearly. No scandals will ever be attached to it, unless there is some kind of slush fund investigation.
Then we know nothing.
Head of all flying creatures. how’s that?
do these uniforms cover my wings?
Hey, Dragon, can ya send some birds over my way, then? Nice, plump, juicy ones? Huh? Can ya?
you have to start pursuading birds to join, and i have to start protecting those who do . . . 
Ah phooey…
I’d like to be the Minister of Information, because it sounds cool, and then maybe I can make radio not suck as much.
I’d like to be the Minister of Information, because it sounds cool, and then maybe I can make radio not suck as much.
I’m thinking you will probably need an Ambassador of warm sunny peaceful places. Someone needs to represent your Kingdom to those places where meetings take place on beaches and umbrella drinks are a compulsory negotiating tool.
It’s a tough job but someone has to do it.
I will make that the first item on my list as Mad Scientist General if granted the post, although cougarfang is more than clever enough to work out a way to use them anyway (or to charm someone else into doing it for her).
We’ve got to keep the Midori. But only for margaritas and jello shots. **
[/QUOTE]
And you can’t make a good Squashed Frog without Midori.
Anyways, I would like to nominate myself for the post of
Minister for the Blindingly Obvious.
I would frequently state the blindingly obvious and spend vast amounts of money researching the blindingly obvious.