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The Ultimate Straight Dope Art Thread
No-no.
There was a Pit thread in which he ranted & raged about minorities who stole his car radio.
Much better.
Or his online mushroom trip, which was fascinating on many levels.
Mmmmm…tonsil stones…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=218829&highlight=tonsil
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Our Annual Holiday Tradition: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
Not sure about you guys but I was rolling on the floor laughing when I read some of these:
Why ChiefScott is Afraid of Toilets
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=29861&highlight=ChiefScott+Toilet+blood
This I read when extremely sick for the last few years. It is so funny, I managed to laugh every reading. It was always a pick me up when down.
That link doesn’t work for me…try again, please?
Not to toot my own horn (too loudly), but I think that Listen closely, people: parallel lines NEVER intersect! really goes a long way towards showing off the culture of these here boards.
In other fairy-tale news had me guffawing the whole evening. I still remember the interview with the shocked and indignant Jewish parents of the Big Bad Wolf, disowning their perv son for coveting, :: shudder:: pork.
Or this one, where **meek **had a hard to cure case of The Curse of the Verse
WhyNot, the Help-a-Doper threads are indeed classics. I remember the one in which people wanted to help Polycarp, who had fallen on some hard financial times. Speaking of Poly, the thread where he claims to know a boy in which the Messiah has been reincarnated is full of cliffhangers and *noo…can’t be…no…but…what if…no-*moments.
I just want to say thanks for a wasted afternoon, and thanks in advance for a wasted evening.
Dopers are some witty folks.
But, one small hijack: Why the enmity to the Mariannas Trench guy? That was an amazing and instant pile on.
Thanks
Additionally, reading the threads, I found this list. where someone started a similar collection. Time to read through that, too.
Gotta agree Pete. One of the funniest I can remember! 
Most of my favorites have already been posted, but Master Wang-ka has to deserve a couple in the top 101:
Penises: Sacred, Yet Profane
The Horror In The Fourth Grade Classroom
Hookers Just Want Your Money
When Furniture Attacks
Can anyone find the thread about big, coloured, text?
Speaking of Master Wang-Ka post #18 in this thread is worth the price of membership.
To simplify life for future SDMBiographers This thread should end up at 101.
Now I recall in my early days here being enchanted by the Iron Chef threads but looking now can’t find one I like. Any better memories out there.