I prefer jokes that are obscure and usually leave your audience questioning your sanity, obviously these will never be the same typed out, but read em to a friend and play with the pronounciation.
A Polar bear walks into a bar, looks around and says “I’ll have a… (waits one or two minutes) …whiskey on the rocks pls.”
To which the barman replies “Sure, but whats with the big pause”
Or how about
Two ladies in a bath one says:“Where’s the soap,” and the other says “Does, doesn’t it”.