If we’re voting, how about Charlotte McKinney (Carl’s Jr melon lady)
Stop it!! You cannot bring the bevy of Carls Jr hamburger models into this conversation. We will be here all night. They have a long long line of models, but that conversation has to end up right here with Kate Upton.
I think she gets bonus points for going from the girl-next-door look to kill-for-this.
Kill is such a strong word. Pillage perhaps.
Morgan Smith Goodwin’s character in the Wendy’s commercials is named Red, not Wendy.
That is all.
From the linked article:
God, marketing people can suck the joy out of anything.
I give her a -5, because every time I see her, I remember her snidely greeting a week-old salad in a convenience store like an old friend. Personality is much more important than looks, and she’s got a horrible one.
Not at 2 AM my friend. 
Won’t someone stand up for the week-old convenience store salads?
I might think Kelly Hu isn’t all that, but you, sir, are weird.
Yeah, but apparently he’s a dick about it:
Please note that Stringbean is not Green Bean. I am not Stringbean, and I do not endorse this message.
(I haven’t even read the OP, but I’m pretty sure I don’t endorse it based on past experience.)
No. Jan is fine. Go look for the “new” one.
**The Toyota woman gets less attractive in each successive commercial. **
“She had uttered a mad wish that she herself might remain young, and the commercials grow old; that her own beauty might be untarnished, and the face on the screen bear the burden of her passions and her sins; that the televised image might be seared with the lines of suffering and thought, and that she might keep all the delicate bloom and loveliness of her then just conscious girlhood. Surely her wish had not been fulfilled? Such things were impossible. It seemed monstrous even to think of them. And, yet, there was the ad before her, with the touch of cruelty in the mouth.”
You should probably make that your signature.
I also just love the idea of the Adonis’ of the SDMB evaluating the beauty of various women.
I don’t think that I want to live in this world where red hair is worth a +2 bonus.
Red hair doesn’t always work, but when it does it works very well.
I’ve had sigs turned off for so long that I forgot sigs even existed! Excellent idea. Thanks.
I tend to agree with that but, in my experience, I have found that women who look good with red hair also look good with hair of any other color. With the exception of Laura Prepon, who should not dye her hair blonde, ever again.
Cool! Great idea, indeed!
If he wants it, he can fap it.
Toyota!