You’re going to the wrong store if you’re looking for Lily as she works for AT&T.
That’s not Milana Vayntrub (AT&T Lily), that’sLana Tailor.
Milana Aleksandrovna Vayntrub is an Uzbek American actress, comedian, writer, producer, and fertility goddess…
(from google)
Oh my, oh my, oh my.
Dude, you are a straight troll.
You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get in to that boys hole.
Leaving Carl’s Jr. out of it, I think Jill for Mercury is/was #1 with no one near her.
I could pass for a beardless Gygax. Whether that makes me more or less sexy is left as an exercise for the reader.
Doesn’t Hannah Davis (Hannah and her horse) deserve at least an honorable mention?
Not unless she’s selling the horse.
The efficiency of Stringbean pitting himself was pretty much ruined by you lot turning this thread into your standard dickwad locker room convo …
Mercury? I like Fiat.
No. Hannah is over the top with her enormous breasts and teeny-tiny bikinis. She’s put out as drool bait and nothing more.
The other women are portraying normal people, wearing normal clothes and doing normal jobs, like someone you might see in real life. They just happen to be really cute (well, except for Flo). They’re way more fun to discuss.
Let me assure you. Locker room convo centers on subjects like why Hector Berlioz called the D-flat major key “majestic” in his 1856 Grand Traité d’Instrumentation et d’Orchestration modernes, or at times, String theory, gravitational constants, and half-lives of various radioactive isotopes. Women are never discussed.
Lily
Red (aka Wendy)
Jan
----------------------------- (plenty good enough line)
----------------------------- (kill it with fire)
Flo - because of her personality and overexposure, not her looks.
'Cause I’m real, yo. And people dig it.
You probably would talk about Symphonie Fantastique in the locker room.
Except that in real life, one would be able to get a good look at their asses. I’m reasonably inspired by Jan, for instance (I like them long and lean), except that in her black pants, I can’t even tell that she has an ass.
Marry Lily (she seems low maintenance), screw Red and not kill any but if I had to the toyota woman because I like Flo.
Better car, too.
Hey, Bean! We’re not talking about Jan, right? I assume you mean the new, very odd and ugly new one, right? The one that looks like a bad Minecraft thing.
The one I’m thinking of is on the HONDA ad. I just looked up and was nearly “Madusaed” by her.
I don’t think that you and I have the same working definition of the word “enormous.” Other than that, I agree with the general sentiment of your post.