He was equally Scottish
Won’t someone think of the inanimate objects!
First bikes, now cars!
Next it will be Lorries!
Oh, like he’s the first person to ever reach orgasm with mechanical assistance.
What’s the normal sentence for vehicular rape?
I know a couple of gals named Lorrie. I’d do either of 'em. But not in public, 'cuz then my wife would find out.
The way the linked article is written, it sounds like the guy was just running along behind a car making humping motions, not like he really had any kind of … um … connection.
And then, there’s always the one guy who has to be able to out-do everybody else.
He claims he diddled 100 cars!
100 cars. He is the Hef of car-sex.
He’s like Gene Simmons with that new-car smell.
“New cars”–do they count as virgins?