Sex with a car. Hooboy. :rolleyes: :smack: :eek:
http://www.irvinetimes.com/articles/1/23988
California.
It figures.
Kilwinning and Callum Ainsworth sounds more like a Scottish perve than a Californian one. Plus, he was just simulating the sex.
Mercury finally manufactured the Mistress, eh?
I can’t believe that I’m about to defend Irvine, but… not our perv! 
Gotta love the photo accompanying the article
The way that article is written, it sounds like Australia. And the ads were in pence, so that’s yet another bit of misdirection.
From the contact page of the Irvine Times:
Looks like a UK postal code.
A quick google on KILWINNING brings up a town in Scotland. Not our freak, not our newspaper.
Sorry Bosda, but thanks for playing.
Ah.
British deviance!
Quite informative.
No. Scottish deviance.
What’s wrong with that boy? Were all the sheep taken?
Sheep can hear zippers.
Wasn’t the guy who was charged with having sex with a bicycle a Brit as well? What kinds of crazy laws do y’alls have in that there country of yours?
I was going to say it should be strictly between the boy and his car, but it turns out it wasn’t his car. It was car-rape.
But I like how the headline riffs on the infamous Clinton/Lewinski/Impeachment quote.
Heh, I knew of someone back in high school who tried to do the deed with the Muffler of his car to prove how much he loved his new car.
He quickly learned NOT to try to have sex with a muffler right after the car has been driven though. Interesting burn marks though indeed.
I just tried to think about the process of having sex with a car.
Thank you very much, Bosda, I’ll be billing you for brain repairs now.
“It was consensual! The car wanted it!”
Honk if you’re horny!
Does this mean the definition of “transsexual” is "someone who has had sexual relations with a Trans-Am’?
Next the kid will be sexin’ up picnic tables. After that, who knows? AT-ST porn? (Or is the “Scoutwalker Kama Sutra” a sensitive erotic work of literature, as opposed to chickenwalker porn?)