The True Menace™ To Society!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I KNOW THE TRUTH!
Some say it’s the illegal aliens who are the Menace.
A LIE!
Others says it’s the Billionaires evading taxes.
MERE JIBBER-JABBER!

The truth is : It’s the blasted Organ Grinders!

Oh, yes-yes-yes–"the monkeys are kay-OOT!

Every one of those miniature Simian Assassins is armed to the teeth!
With a knife!
And a Limpet mine!
And when the organ grinder cranks the handle in reverse…A Blunderbuss opens fire, with frenzied glee!

Mt fellow Dopers–let us unite under the Banner Of Cecil, and destroy those Monsters of our Age–the Organ Grinders.
And their Monkeys.
I thank you.

/s

2

Bartender? I’ll have what he is having.

3

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

4

Other than the organ grinder menace, how are things going in 1905?

5

Most organ grinders are anarchists. That is why they have no union.

6

Buy him a flavor you don’t mind smelling. My cat likes bourbon and honey barbecue.

7

I suspect Ronald Mc Donald of spying for Kaiser Wilhelm.
How’s things by you?