The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

…,and the eagle flew over the green, and dropped God’s golf ball right into the hole. Then St. Peter looked up and said “OK, you wanna fuck around all day, or you wanna play golf?”

… and at the green of the fourteenth hole, an onlooker sees a difficult lie and says “Who does he think he is, God?”
St Peter says “No. He thinks He’s Tiger Woods.”

Dinesh D’Felon is still doubling down on Thighland,

There might be some people who pronounce Thailand as “Thigh-land”. These are also the people who say “Nuke-a-lar”, drink Mountain dew and vodka out of the can, and once rented a move about thespians, because they thought it was a porno.

These are the people who say things like " I seen a guy warkin down the street" or “That mask will suck all the oxynation out of yer lungs”

They are morons.

Looks like Trump has finally found the perfect person to interview him… Trump himself!

Heh.

The beauty part of this ‘positive test’ ploy is that Donald will never catch on.
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Complicated situation; I sent a PM to you.
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As to legality, these actions fall under the “Who’s Going to Stop Me, Hmm???” Doctrine.

We can expect Bill Barr to elucidate that Doctrine fully, should the need arise.

At Trump’s speech yesterday in Ohio, apparently they played “Live & Let Die”.

It just can’t be said enough y’all:

Holy SHIT was that ever prescient - excellent article.

I think if you look closely, you’ll find that most American flags are already made in China, especially if you look at Walmart.

The answer to any question that starts like this is always “no.”

They did that back in May as well, when he visited another factory. Once can possibly be excused as a slip-up, but doing it again surely suggests that someone’s trolling.

Now I’m picturing Kirk and Spock bamboozling Nomad just before they transport it off of the ship.

Years ago I’d read how the band director at Fort Knox would have the band play an unfamiliar march when visiting dignitaries would come by and inspect the troops. Unfortunately, one was a circus buff and recognized it: Here Come The Clowns.

I stole this.

There was a massacre at the Postal Service last night. Individual 1’s donor/Postmaster General fired, reassigned, and changed the jobs of over 33 employees to make sure that he has tighter control of the Postal Service.

Individual 1 vows to give us coverage for preexisting conditions, something that nobody has ever done before. Even though Obamacare, which he’s trying to get rid of, already does that.
Trump Vows Coverage For Preexisting Conditions — As He Fights To Kill It In Court | HuffPost Latest News?

Apparently Individual 1 got into a shouting match with Sherman Adelson and pissed off his megadonor. Oh, no.
Trump antagonizes GOP megadonor Adelson in heated phone call - POLITICO?

I’m wondering if an EO would even be able to do much. This is his way of being able to say “they’re covered” and low info people will believe him.

As if he hasn’t screwed up enough stuff, now he’s doing things to deliberately hurt the American people. I suspect Stephen Millers finger prints are all over this.