…,and the eagle flew over the green, and dropped God’s golf ball right into the hole. Then St. Peter looked up and said “OK, you wanna fuck around all day, or you wanna play golf?”
… and at the green of the fourteenth hole, an onlooker sees a difficult lie and says “Who does he think he is, God?”
St Peter says “No. He thinks He’s Tiger Woods.”
There might be some people who pronounce Thailand as “Thigh-land”. These are also the people who say “Nuke-a-lar”, drink Mountain dew and vodka out of the can, and once rented a move about thespians, because they thought it was a porno.
These are the people who say things like " I seen a guy warkin down the street" or “That mask will suck all the oxynation out of yer lungs”
They did that back in May as well, when he visited another factory. Once can possibly be excused as a slip-up, but doing it again surely suggests that someone’s trolling.
Years ago I’d read how the band director at Fort Knox would have the band play an unfamiliar march when visiting dignitaries would come by and inspect the troops. Unfortunately, one was a circus buff and recognized it: Here Come The Clowns.
There was a massacre at the Postal Service last night. Individual 1’s donor/Postmaster General fired, reassigned, and changed the jobs of over 33 employees to make sure that he has tighter control of the Postal Service.
As if he hasn’t screwed up enough stuff, now he’s doing things to deliberately hurt the American people. I suspect Stephen Millers finger prints are all over this.