There’s always Photoshop. He’ll never know the difference.
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It’s the biggest, most tremendous ass in the history of our country. It’s probably the largest ass of all the presidents, except for William Howard Taft. Not many people know he had a giant ass.
Not enough people know he is a giant ass (see also: his base).
Do a Spinal Tap number on him and make it 10"s tall. And make him pay for it. And also fine him for desecrating a National Monument.
Ok, then maybe we can do a goatse version with Trump’s face looking out of the butthole.
Fuck photoshop - use a sharpie.
Convince Trump that the US should buy Nepal and then he could carve his face onto Mt. Everest.
And that will bring Everest tourism to a halt and destroy another economy. Perfect plan.
Kliban cartoon in Playboy, some years ago. Four bare backs and buttocks, and the guide saying how not many people see this side of the mountain.
If Trump had his way: right before early voting starts in the greatest number of states. GOTCHA! Everyone who was mean to me will PAY!!1!!!
But Barr is aware that going full dictatorship-lawlessness has risks (for Barr). If the ‘everyone who’s against Trump will pay!’ set of indictments fails to create movement in the polls for Trump–and it might–then Barr has to hope against hope that some other ploy can keep Trump in power. Because if Trump goes, Barr gets indicted for abuse of his own power.
The trouble with the list is that a lot of those people aren’t Democrats, and/or aren’t associated with Biden. The list will be used, of course, if Trump stays in power; all critics of Trump must pay! But before November 3, what Barr does to help Trump has to seem justifiable (at least remotely) and has to make it plausible that Trump could pull ahead of Biden in the polls.
It’s crucial that the current narrative of ‘Trump is down X points in the polls’ be changed. Because all the vote-suppression tactics and dirty tricks won’t be effective if an announcement is made that Trump won, 472 electoral votes to 66—and an entire nation erupts in laughter, then rage.
The win has to be plausible. And if the polls relentlessly put Biden ahead by large margins, the win won’t be plausible.
So Barr has to calculate: will announcing indictments of Brennan, Clapper, Comey, Page, and Strzok help Trump in the polls? Will it hurt him? Will it make no difference?
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… the lot of a corrupt AG is not a carefree one …
We are thinking exactly the same about this, and I agree with all you wrote. I think Barr has been preparing since his confirmation to misuse his authority to bend a close election toward Trump, and the Durham investigation has been fundamental to that. Barr has already said there will be no prosecutions of Obama or Biden. He never ruled out anyone else, though.
Then the pandemic changed everything. Barr’s calculus must change as well.
I found this very interesting:
What to do, what to do.
Ambassador to the UK (and New York Jets owner/Individual 1 supporter) Woody Johnson is accused by the State Department IG of alienating staff, accusing them of being disloyal and making inappropriate comments that possibly violated employment laws. He is accused of making inappropriate comments on religion, sex and race and threatened staff’s jobs if they disagreed with him. He made a number of racist and sexist remarks, such as questioning why African Americans need a Black History Month and suggesting women were cheaper labor who worked harder
Woody is seen as a bit of a joke in the UK, but to be fair that makes him an appropriate representative of the Trump administration. Unfortunately he is the ambassador, so he’s the guy Britain has to work with.
Not happy with your mail service? Count on it getting worse.
They’ll break the post office if they have to. I mean why not? The economy’s already in the shitter, and if 42% of the voters will support you no matter what, then the key to victory is making sure that the other 68% either can’t vote or has a really hard time doing it.
And all it takes is one rigged election, and it gets much easier to rig the system thereafter - especially when you not only wreck the post office but wreck the census, too.
Off topic but of note…anyone who’s ever watched PBS/NPR has probably heard the phrase “made possible by a grant from the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation.” Sounds a lot more gravitas than “Woody”.
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I love this idea. Just carve a tiny replica of his face and glue it to the side of the mountain.
Actually, I could get behind carving his puss into the side of some other mountain somewhere, inviting him to the grand unveiling – then blowing it to smithereens while he watches.
Equals 110% of the voters.
Donnie’s right folks, something fishy is goin on.
Obviously, k9bfriender is including Chicago in the count 