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Brace yourselves - the Melania tapes are incoming.
A former friend and aide to first lady Melania Trump reportedly has damning audio recordings of her trashing both President Donald Trump and his adult children.
According to reporter Yashar Ali, former Melania right-hand woman Stephanie Winston Wolkoff secretly recorded the first lady making disparaging remarks about the president and his family, and will detail more about her family relationships in a book that’s due to be published next month.
I swear, everyone Trump has ever hired (or married) is either in jail or is on the record saying he’s a moron and unfit for office.
One notable exception is Kellyane Conway.
You’re sure about that?
I was thinking more along the lines of this.
Far be it from me to defend that nest of vipers, but, shit, man, husbands and wives trash each other all the time. It seems pretty low to spread that around.
Seriously? I’ve never “trashed” my wife before.
Neither have I, but hoo boy, many have.
If it’s a common occurrence, something that people do all the time, why is it bad to talk about it?
She never meant to stay this long, but the pleasure of micturating in George’s mulligatawny was just too hard to give up. However, after some four years in that position, Paltrowing herself over the bowl, her bits have become more tenderized than she can tolerate. It is time for her to make up with her man and find inventive new avenues of torture.
Give it six months. If Trump goes down in flames in November, I fully expect a tell-all from her.
You DO paint a picture, I must say.
She’s leaving because her daughter wants a divorce. From her. That smarts!
The National Park Service put out an Individual 1 propaganda film in violation of federal law.
I’m pretty sure that Article 2 means that Trump can simple sign an EO to that effect. 
Here’s some news:
Everything (and everyone) Trump comes in contact with gets tarnished and corrupted.
It’s the cheap gold plating he puts on everything; that stuff always wears off eventually.
Well, look at their behavior. They’re afraid their actions will be seen as tantamount to renouncing their allegiance, so they NEED to publicly restate it.
I prefer “everything Trump touches turns to shit.”
And he says it’s gold. It’s actually gold-colored spray paint - a discount shitty brand too.
No, Trump always puts Trump first. Anything actually benefiting America is a coincidence.