If we follow the “herd immunity” solution proposed by Atlas, we still might get to 2.2 million dead. Not even exaggerating.
I’ve always liked the joke:
“Today, I prevented a kidnapping and murder!”
“How’d you do that?”
“Self control.”
What’s more, let’s say I do run over and kill a few pedestrians every day due to inattention or because I just don’t care. I can still brag about all the people I didn’t hit, i.e. the ones I “saved.”
"Sure I ran over the pregnant lady in the crosswalk. My bad. But hey, in my defense, I missed hitting dozens and DOZENS of pedestrians before that.
WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT ALL THE LIVES I SAVED? UNFAIR MEDIA!"
Dude, what happened to the two-click rule? Seriously.
If Sacha Baron Cohen is able to get people such as this that are close to the president into such compromising situations, it makes you wonder what Russia was able to accomplish.
Is that the October Surprise in Giuliani’s pants?
Looks like the election shenanigans are coming to a head.
For that matter, why isn’t he saying he saved twenty million lives because there would have been twenty million deaths? That’s far more impressive and praiseworthy than a measly two million. Nine times more, to be precise.
And it isn’t really any less true than two million.
Can someone explain to me why Trump keeps playing YMCA at his rallies?
Because The Village People are the only musical artists left on the planet who have not given a “cease and desist” order to the Trump campaign?
I gotta believe the Village People are getting a laugh out of it every time.
It seems clear to me that Loser Donald doesn’t actually know the lyrics of any song he has ever heard. He probably just thinks the horns sound strong and tremendous, and make him strong and tremendous by association.
Maybe he thinks that YMCA sucks up to his Christian base.
Let’s start a rumor that he heard Pence singing it after spending an evening at the baths…
Pence: Do you like snails or oysters?
Trump: Can’t I have a hamberder? With ketchup!
Pence: Look at you! You little freak!
Original lead vocalist Victor Willis has asked Trump not to use their music, although I don’t think they’ve taken legal action.
I think it’s both bizarre and hilarious that a song about where to find gay sex has become a standard at straight weddings and macho sporting events.
Apparently Rudy is saying that all he was doing was tucking his shirt in. 'Cause that’s what you do in bed.
I think he hears the lyrics differently than they were originally written:
It’s fun to hold a rally ev-er-y day,
It’s fun to hold a rally ev-er-y day,
They have everything for white folks to enjoy,
You can hang out with the Proud Boys …