The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

Or by “intervene” he could mean he’ll make a phone call to Brett Kavanaugh. God only knows what’s going on in his little pea brain.

The Republican Attorneys General of 17 other states have joined in the Texas lawsuit to overthrow the election.

Seems like some people really do want a second American Civil War.

Given the continuity of participants and their disagreements, one could make a legitimate case that it will have been one American Civil War with a very, very long intermission.

This time, KS and MO will apparently be on the same side, as both AGs have joined the suit. It’s nice living on the border so stupidity flows into my home from both directions.

It occurs to me that Cheato’s agitation of the derplorables might come back to bite him in the butt, by making it too risky to incarcerate him in a cushy Club Fed (or state equivalent) and necessitating that he be kept in a real prison with walls and guard towers and whatnot to deter (and, if necessary, stop) any harebrained resuce missions by Meal Team Six or the 101st Chairborne.

It may be a mistake in translation, maybe they want to put him in an asylum.

Let’s hope he doesn’t figure that out until he lands.

Those are hilariously appropriate monikers. Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning.

I’m seeing suggestions that Democrats should challenge the validity of Mitch McConnell’s election, because…reasons.

At least as many as Trump has.

After World War II, Germany was subject to a round of de-Nazification. When Saddam Hussein was routed, Iraq underwent de-Bathefication. When Joe Biden moves into the White House, there’s no doubt the whole government is going to need a serious round of de-Trumpification to clear the lobbyists, zealots, and simple incompetents that Donald Trump has spread around federal agencies. But before any of that can happen, Biden is calling in the cleaners to scrape away the heavy coating of Trump-shed coronavirus.

As Politico reports, the General Services Administration (GSA) is bringing in a private contractor once Trump has been escorted off the premises. The specialist will go over every surface in both the East and West Wing. The plan is to “thoroughly clean and disinfect” everything from doorknobs to desks before anyone on the Biden team has to touch them. The GSA will also bring in a commercial mister to kill viruses in the air and on fabrics. It is not known whether this will remove the odor of Filet O’ Fish or clean up orange stains that could be either nacho cheese or excess “bronzer.”

So call in the disinfecting team. While they’re at it, the GSA might want to see if the Catholic Church can arrange an exorcism. And what about the Ghostbusters? Are they available?

Make sure to shine a blacklight over the Jackson portrait in the Oval.

“I sure hope that’s urine.”

Rocket Raccoon : You got issues, Quill.

I first read that as “socialists are standing by.”

Is there any such thing as a non-denominational exorcism ritual?

Why, do you fear being cast out in an egalitarian way, elucifer?

A polite request from a Unitarian would be enough.

I’m seeing that the AG of Washington and 22 other states’ AGs have joined to oppose the Texas lawsuit, but I can’t find any source for this claim.

This link should work

Doesn’t Individual 1’s recognition of Western Sahara as a part of Morocco requite Senate approval?