The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

From the demand letter sent by Dominion’s lawyer:

What would happen if the US subsidiary of DeutscheBank were to move to foreclose on some of his properties, including the one in Palm Beach?

Whenever I see the name of this news organization, it makes think of someone jacking off onto the ground. Nothing more to add…

“OAN, the Wanker Network”

That’s good. Because I’m holding MY inauguration also on the 20th. Another four years will be great.

Pfizer says they have vaccines stocked up in the warehouse because the administration won’t tell them where to ship them.

Elliot Broidy asked the FBI for help, claiming that his and his wife’s emails were hacked and posted internationally. He gave access to his emails to the FBI so they can investigate the hack. Based on the emails that he willingly gave them, the FBI has charged him with illegally operating as an unregistered foreign agent.

That’s a big oops.

Pretending to still be the president has got to be some sort of federal offense, no? Wouldn’t that be sedition?

No, as far as I know, you can claim to be king, claim that your property is a sovereign nation. As long as you don’t break any laws and pay your taxes, you can probably claim whatever the hell you want.

As was said earlier, in the past, someone might be committed to a psychiatric institution for a few nights, but that’s about it.

My bold.

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While digging out from our recent snowstorm, I was astonished to uncover my morning paper. They’d actually delivered it (after saying they wouldn’t)

The headline for The Boston Globe for December 17, 2020 reads

I had to read the story to see if they were talking about the Trump Presidency or the COVID Pandemic.

For the record, it’s the Pandemic.

Twitter taking his account away would be enough for him to go over the edge.

In the last 24 hours we found out that ‘hundreds’ of people are asking for pardons, Pfizer hasn’t received instructions on how to deliver their vaccine, and Russia hacked our nuclear weapons program (among other things).

Still clusterfucking after all this time!

ShitGibbon can probably figure out how to raise $750 each year.

Atlantic City is auctioning off the right to push the button to blow up the Trump Casino.

But how would he let the Trumpian millions know about it? Couldn’t issue a complaint in the MSM, because that’s just fake news, even on Fox.

But what about her emails?!

Still unhacked! After all these years, still unhacked. Whoda thunk it?