The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

OK, I’ll post.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/24/politics/trump-pence-electoral-college/index.html

Sources say Trump in recent days has brought the matter [of Pence’s role in the certification process] up to the vice president and has been “confused” as to why Pence can’t overturn the results of the election on January 6.

[Little Donnie Fail-Fail] What? What do you mean Mike can’t overturn the election? UNFAIR! [/LDFF]

Oh, absolutely. Remember, Trump had to PAY people to cheer for him at his 2015 “escalator” announcement of his plan to run for the presidency.

The thing with the MAGA toadies is, they worship power. A bully with no power has no attraction for them.

(Which is why I predict a fairly sharp drop-off of Trump’s fandom as the reality of his powerlessness hits them.)


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He already did. He quotes Bible verses about the birth of “the child.” (And presumably any Bibles within a ten-mile radius burst into flames.)

So someone took the video and added a different “the child”:

I wonder what is going through Pence’s fly-bedecked head. Has he given up on any further political aspirations? If he plays it straight and just opens the envelopes, Trump will take him apart on Twitter. If he skips out on the event, Trump will take him apart on Twitter. If he tries any shenanigans, it won’t work but maybe Trump would “forgive” him and blame it on Democrats - not sure if Pence cares about the damage it would cause for him to make a fuss.

It figures Trump thinks the vice president basically gets to pick the next president.

You’re being too kind. Something that was fly-bedecked is now maggot-infested.

MAGAt infected, for this audience.

Yeah, about that. CFSG has slaughtered, scalped, vivisected and massacred hundreds or thousands of people on twitter. They get up, dust themselves off and just keep coming at him. He must feel like he is on the front lines of World War Z.

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(why do I sometimes get a “post must be minimum five characters” message, sometimes not?)

From CNN article a couple posts up:

Oh fuck so off that liar’s fucking lair of a liar. Actually Don effusely wished Mike the most sincerely wonderful Holiday of His Choice and that He and Mother cherish their Holiday Time together in proper marital fashion yeah bullocks the only thing 45 could give a flying turtle’s fuck about, the only thing that would even slightly register in that fucking pea-brain that’s within a ten-foot radius of him, the only laser-point-on-wall-kitty-target issue that would actually garner that walking botulism’s speed-addled attention, is, without fucking question, is TO OVERTURN THAT FUCKING RATIFICATION AT ALL COSTS.
And nothing else.

And the meeting went for over an hour? Like, what the fuck else could’ve possibly crossed Trump’s mind to talk about? Nothing. I can’t see how it could’ve been anything other than 45 cents going all R. Lee Ermey over Half-penny the entire time.

Chicken.

Looks like Mo Brooks is going to be the chump in charge:

Trump’s pardon.

He’s reportedly losing thousands of followers on Twitter every day. No telling how many are real people and how many are bots of course.

Heh. I bet that was Pence’s real come-to-Jesus meeting for the 2020 season. I also bet his butt stays clenched until he can make his escape to Yurp just after the 6th (which, interestingly, is Epiphany …).

Dominion Voting Systems goes ham on Melissa Carone.

I bet these lying scumbags all thought they weren’t at risk, because if they failed in their coup attempt Biden would just want to “move on”. It’s not often you find yourself rooting for wronged corporations against bullying individuals. I hope Dominion et al bankrupt them all.

Individual 1 says Twitter flagging his lies leads to Communism.

Federal court blocks Individual 1’s order banning anti-bias training.

The best part:

“We write to you now because you have positioned yourself as a prominent leader of the ongoing misinformation campaign by pretending to have some sort of ‘insider’s knowledge’ regarding Dominion’s business activities, when in reality you were hired through a staffing agency for one day to clean glass on machines and complete other menial tasks,” the letter stated.

I searched with DuckDuckGo, which promises it doesn’t do that. I got cites #3, 4, and 7 on the first page pointing to different posts in this thread.

Christmas Eve in Russia, perhaps he would like to spend Christmas with a special someone.

[Charlie Brown, exasperated, yelling from the stage of the Christmas Pageant]

Charlie Brown: Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?

[Donald Trump, not Linus, steps forward]

Trump: I can tell you what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown

[Trump grabs his security blanket, Melania, and goes to the center of the stage.]

Trump: Lights, please!

It just ain’t the same.

Melanie commented about how grateful we are to the police and the military. That makes me feel a bit queasy.