The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

I retired last summer and got this a lot, especially from my Puritan Work Ethic family. I finally explained “Well, the Brits have a great term for it: ‘Fuck All’. I’m planning on sitting on my porch with a blender of rum and lime juice and a stack of books. Waving at the neighbors and doing… Fuck All.”

But I’m glad you’re doing something. Your book could get a spot in my stack…

First time writers seem to choose 1st person pov for some reason and that is really, really hard to do well.

My humble suggestion is to stick with 3rd person, omniscient or limited.

And now Trump’s heading for the Alamo… just to try to get a character in your book named after him?

I really think we (and Trump’s Cabinet) should be paying more attention to this comment and others like it. If the people who like Trump, who respect him, who think he’s a fine person can see that he is not that today, it means a lot more than when those of us who already despise him and are pre-disposed to view him in a negative light might think, IMO.

And yet, SOMEHOW THIS FUCKING LUNATIC IS STILL POTUS FIVE DAY AFTER HE INCITED A COUP!

Ann, that’s brilliant! One of my favorite parts:

I’ll second the suggestion that you send it to the NYT. They’d likely love it as much as we do.

With blackjack! And hookers!

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At least they now have a basement.

I did. We’ll see.

You all know that he’s not headed for THE Alamo but for Alamo, Texas, a town near the border, right?

And in a scene reminiscent of the Four Seasons Landscaping fiasco, Trump and his party will end up at an Alamo Drafthouse cinema.

The company that processes payments for Individual 1’s campaign website has dropped him.
The PGA is on the verge of taking the 2022 PGA Championship away from Bedminster Country Club.

Trump Travel Agency
“No, We Don’t Know Where you’re Going.”

Is he planning on asking for asylum at the border?

With any luck, they’ll have a nice cage waiting for him.

Better that he should be a boarder at the asylum.

Or at Alamo Dry Cleaners, home of bargain basement prices.

Trump’s going to be pissed. He heard “ala mode.”

However, he’s the only one with two suits.

There’s no basement in the Alamo, Pee Wee.

And he’s gonna want two scoops.