He should insist on cash up front this time.
Two weeks?
Hasn’t he already tried to do that 60+ times before…?
Dude, at a certain point you just have to accept this isn’t working. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
It’s Rudy, so…yeah.
In other news, it looks like Nancy got to wear her “impeachment dress” two times, less than a year apart
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Most of us spend a lot of time and money on our impeachment dresses, and we only get to wear them once. Maybe twice. Maybe will get another shot an impeaching a President 15 or 20 years later, but usually if we dust off our old impeachment dress we find it’s hopelessly out of style and we have to suck in our gut in really hard to pull up the zipper. So we buy a new one.
But, thanks to Trump, Nancy got to wear her impeachment dress twice in less than a year! Go Nancy!
Add “pardon broker” to your dictionary.
That’s what good criminal lawyers do. Which gives us one more data point on Rudy’s skillz …
Hogan Gidley says that Individual 1 has not yet chosen Rudy as his impeachment lawyer.
Because the pool of lawyers that he hasn’t pissed off has shrunk dramatically.
We’re talking “Rudy” here.
Perhaps change to, “…he hasn’t stiffed for payment has shrunk dramatically.”
And the pool of competent lawyers willing to work for him is pretty much zero.
Maybe somebody should tell Trump that he can act as his own lawyer.
This would be an awesome opportunity for an outgoing aide to fuck with him.
“Mr. President, I really think that the biggest reason that none of your lawsuits against the election have worked is that the lawyers just aren’t good enough at making the argument. I really think that you would benefit greatly from making the case yourself. No-one else knows or understands the issues as well as you do, and no-one commands the same amount of respect. If you were to take over the case, you could make the best possible argument in front of Congress, and I’ll bet that you would be found “not guilty” in the impeachment trial, and you might even convince them to overturn the election results.”
Can you imagine the comedy that would result if Trump fronted up at the Senate trial?
Whaddaya mean? I’m not sure that they’re officially on the Trump legal team, but besides the inimitable Rudy (forever hero and designated patron of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping company) I’m sure Trump could get Sidney Powell on board. Sidney’s expertise revolves around having solid evidence that voting machines switched “millions of ballots” from Trump to Biden and there was election fraud of “Biblical” proportions. And then there’s Lin Wood, who believes Mike Pence should be executed, that Chief Justice John Roberts runs a pedophile sex ring, and that the world is in the control of a super-sekret “Lizard Squad”.
These are obviously extraordinary legal minds – all three of them – of the kind that you won’t find just anywhere. And Trump can have them all, just by asking.
The election of King Herod in particular is known to have been due to faults with Dominion voting machines.
I’m hoping the Republican Party - through hell or high water - somehow manage to get Lin Wood on their team to run for President for 2024. At least ‘President Wood’ certainly sounds innocuous enough, no?
Give the party a little pizzazz, liven it up a bit.
No thank you. We had quite enough of that guy could NEVER get elected president in 2016
God how I wish that would happen. It would be the best reality show in the history of TV.
He who liveth by reality TV…
Two more trumpy parody songs I just came across on U-toob. (There are plenty more out there too).