The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

At least the Catholics get pies - I’m told we Jews get our Christian Children’s Blood in our Passover matzo, which is a disappointing flavor experience, let me tell you. And no flesh. [/sarcasm]

Except for Native American Jews, of course, who used every part of the child.

Oooo - good one!

Honey, you should see my purse!

If you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!

The Lamanites were very efficient.

I guess it’s a good sign that there’s not enough new Trump clusterfuckery (the impeachment trial being old business) to keep this thread going without devolving into posts about obscure Catholic saints and Jewish Native Americans.

They made their victims into kitchen counters and cheap desks in the1970s.

Hah. I had this window open for awhile and after getting back to my computer, I literally had to look up to the title bar after thinking, wait … what the hell thread am I in again that we’re all on about St. Blaise? Oh … huh.

This was my first thought upon reading about this ritual.

Only 314 more posts until this thread locks itself.

There’s at least that many Catholic saints!

It was just the Democratic Deep State Catholics who did that. (Do they still, or has that tradition gone by the wayside?)

And those were the Democratic Deep State Jews. (See a pattern here?)

Native Americans, being descendants of some (or all?) of the Ten Lost Tribes, still stick with the Old Ways.

That’s kind of a win-win for the Republicans too. The Senate isn’t allowed to conduct any non-impeachment-related business while an impeachment is going on, so they have a built-in excuse for not enacting any of Biden’s agenda if the America-hating fuckstick is perpetually in impeachment. That way they get to make Joe Biden look like he’s not doing anything. The GOP really ought to jump on this opportunity.

Heh. My two older brothers started grade school at Saint Sebastian and finished at St. Lawrence (the in-between school where I began attending was St. Mary Magdalene). Never attended a St. Michael’s, though, and never got offered trading cards.

In fact I never heard of Saint trading cards until just now. My parents probably suppressed knowledge of them because they didn’t want us chewing bubblegum.

We’re going to get this fucker to 10,000 posts if it’s the last thing we do!

We have to do it in 20 days, so that it ends on March 4st.

Untrue.

In fact, at the end of yesterday’s trial session they formally voted on doing some non-impeachment work tomorrow morning before the defense gets their thing going.

Of course, there’s a difference between can and does.

That was kinda my point with the second paragraph there. It is an interesting tactic, break so many laws that we don’t have the time or resources to prosecute for all of them.