Our long national nightmare is over!
Mrs Trump, if you’re being held against your will, signal us by nodding your head.
If you take each capital letter and each letter before a punctuation mark, you get “IImg Rd I e WH y t n A e”
Obviously a coded cry for help.
Trump involved in collusion lawsuit!
No, not that one: the other one. Colin Caepernick’s NFL collusion lawsuit.
Everything he touches just turns to gold, doesn’t it?
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Truth is an absolute defense.
It’s a Trap!!!
KimBurgers! They’re small, but they pack a powerful punch! Comes with a Dear Leader shake, and Rocket man fries.
This is getting weird. There is roughly zero chance she wrote this.
If we remove the word “the”, it sounds way more authentic.
Can we drop this “anchor baby nonsense”? The term did have some meaning back when a minor child could be listed as the sponsor for immigration. It’s been decades now since that’s been true though.
Yes. And it’s just been in the news that those staffers who tweet for Trump make sure to imitate his style. Whoever posted the “Melania” tweet:
…seems to have gone out of their way to refrain from making it sound even remotely like something Melania would actually post.
I get that Trump is desperate for anything that will distract the public from all the news about Russian contacts with his relatives and associates, and all the cash he’s raking in from deals with other nations, etc.
But how far would he go to acquire such a distraction? Would he belt his wife with such force that she’d go into a coma? Would he say or do something that would lead her to go into hiding (such as 'boy I’d sure get a lot of sympathy if you were killed by ‘terrorists,’ Melanie!') or… what?
Too true.
It’s become quite an audience call-and-response staple on his show, too.
He probably doesn’t have any particular statement in mind. Just the general FAKE NEWS! lying media, loser ABC. That he alwasy uses to tell his followers that he (and by extension they) are the real victims.
SHS has specifically mentioned Kathy Griffin and Keith Olbermann.
When did they ever equate black people to apes?
Michael Caputo, former Trump campaign adviser (whose first wife was Russian and whose second wife is Ukrainian), has reached out to Roseanne to start a streaming show on his new media company, Bond (which is partially financed by Russians and people with Russia connections.
Something something Blockchain, I don’t understand what that means.
They said mean things about Trump. Same thing, right?
That’s the old baloney. She’s murdered and buried under the White House lawn. The sinkhole is her ghost reaching out for revenge. Soon it will be approaching the Vulgarian and demanding its golden arm back. And it will drive him mad.
Madder, anyway.
Melania2 is 28 year old Playmate from Wisconsin. It will take some time for her to learn how to tweet in a Trannsylvanian accent.