The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

This presidency had jumped the shark. I say we cancel the rest of the episodes.

**Trump Orders Establishment of Space Force as Sixth Military Branch **https://nyti.ms/2JZCZJg

“The psyche of the country.” Does he have any idea what he means by that? Never mind.

Didn’t the creation of the Air Force require an act of Congress?

That ain’t nothing - Trump has managed to get Franklin Fucking Graham (pretty sure that’s his legal name) tocome out against him:

Bill O’Reilly has also come out in opposition to the policy. When even O’Reilly thinks you’re beyond the pale, you probably want to reconsider your approach.

Yes. When the Space Force is duly constituted by an act of Congress, I will join them by flapping my arms and flying to the moon.

Yeah, well, fuck John Kelly. He can’t disown the condescending and derogatory comments about people of color in public and (reportedly) in private.

The “adult” in the room was one of Trump’s worst enablers. In fact, I’d argue that the damage John Kelly has done with his enabling of Trump is worse than Steve Bannon’s. At least we knew from day one who Bannon was, and what ideas he represented. We thought more highly of Kelly, in part because we have been taught to respect career military officials who rise to the rank of general.

A question that should always be asked of Republicans: how are you going to pay for this?

Not it!

Would that it were so easy!

As mentioned, that’s likely going to take an Act of Congress. But here’s a nifty query regarding the proposed “force”: How will it not be a violation of current treaties regarding space?

When discussing anyone else, the usage is “Does he have any idea…?” For Trump, it’s simply, “Does he have any idea?”

Uh, Monty, haven’t you been paying attention? I don’t think this administration gives a rip if there is a treaty or not.

Was it signed? Doesn’t count if its not signed! Its like permanent King’s X!

And if it’s signed it doesn’t matter anyway. If it’s something other people are happy with, We are not!

“…And I met with the Zergon leader, very talented, good negotiator, very forward thinking. They have even developed a lengthy plan for cultural and personal interchange with humans, outlined in a book. We have a copy, but translation is difficult, we only have the title so far. Its very encouraging, something about serving us, so we are all hugely excited…”

Good thing even signatures are argued against here.

Don’t worry, Mexico’s got it covered.

Wasn’t that a Troll book? “How to serve humans”, IIRC.

Simpsons reference, I think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxI7B758XBQ

Unlikely. No matter how many pictures of kids in cages he looks at, his Iron Cross remains too soft to polish.

Earlier than that, Twilight Zone.

And even earlier: To Serve Man - Wikipedia