Trump wants to repaint Air Force One, calling the current light blue a “Jackie Kennedy color”.
Let him. I mean, blending in with the sky is so overrated. Better to stick out like a big bright target…er, I mean, sore thumb. Right?
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:smack:
God, there’s just no end to it.
How about this? 'Course, it would have to be gold.
:eek:
Eye bleach! Eye bleach!
Well then all those fuckers should hang for treason with him.
I can’t find a picture, sadly, but the more appropriate paint scheme is the one used in the film Get Crazy!, where the British rock superstar Reggie Wanker (played by Macolm McDowell) had a private jet painted phallic pink and had WANKER painted on the wings. trump can use that, but it can’t say TRUMP, it still has to say WANKER.
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That pic is awesome!
Only if he could mount a GAU-8 and have control of the trigger. Nuthin’ phallic here, nope, nope, nope.
Not cruel enough. Let them call a press conference and when they arrive, nobody there but Fox Gnaws and the Duquense County Shopper and Coupon Bonanza!
A specially designed extra-embiggened trigger. Because, you know, Donald Trump’s hands are HUGE!
HUGE!!!
First it was too expensive (new models - true I supposed). Now a repaint, next gold fixtures.
And new seats.
You’re still not thinking in the properly-cruel terms.
Better: Trump is convicted of money-laundering, selling state secrets, taking bribes, obstruction of justice, and conspiring with a foreign adversary to disrupt US elections. He’s sentenced to life imprisonment, and is duly incarcerated in an 8’ x 8’ cell.
And Ryan, McConnell, Hannity, Giuliani, and Dershowitz are sentenced to share it with him.
Now that’s just plain cruel.
What did that poor cell do to deserve that?
Looking at that (ridiculous) picture… his feet are really tiny, too, aren’t they?
This is yesterday’s new, but you saw the bit about John Kelly being disappointed at the food choices at the NATO breakfast meeting.
And I selected this link even though I’m not crazy about the source, because it also had a Trump quote about the breakfast. Something snarky about excellent orange juice and toast that the US paid for.
I’m posting this now because I just had one of those “I don’t know it for a fact, I just know it’s true” flashes of insight.
They were disappointed in the breakfast food because they were expecting waffles. Because Belgium. And they’re stupid. And I bet Trump was even planning to compare the waffles to the Belgian waffles at the Trump Tower restaurant. But…no waffles. And when you’re expecting waffles and there are no waffles you get cranky. So he went on a tirade about Russia and Germany.
No Belgian waffles? Boo-frickin’ hoo. They should be grateful they weren’t given Brussels sprouts.
And there wasn’t even sugar on the table. Just artificial Swedener.
[sub]Sweden isn’t actually a NATO member, but whatever[/sub]