Of late, the Mueller investigation has requisitioned most of the forms required for proper warrants.
Eight by eight is too luxurious.
Stuff them all into the original Bathysphere and drop ‘em to the bottom of the Atlantic. Oops, forgot to attach the cable!
They don’t deserve cable, just attach an antenna.
Question: is President PantsOnHead going to arm-wrestle Queen Elizabeth when it comes time to shake her hand?
I’d love to see him try it and have Her Majesty use a throw on him that sends him to the floor. She’s got plenty of people around her who could teach her. Oooooo that would be sweet.
Give 'em some bootstraps. If they want to reach the surface badly enough…
Maybe they can have a good old Western gunfight. Too bad for Trump, I hear the Queen is still an excellent shot. She didn’t chicken out of WW2 for bone spurs. She worked as a mechanic and also drove trucks.
I guess Kushner hasn’t been allowed SCI access. I wonder why.
Naah, this.
Big anti-Trump protests planned for London today.
At last he’ll be able to claim he’s drawn bigger crowds than Obama.
I’m still firmly of the opinion he’ll try his big man act on the Queen and one of the Princes will deck him. Or he’ll say some shit about the newest Princess and one of the Princes will deck him. Or one of the Princes will remember the shit he talked about their mother and deck him.
Pretty much every fantasy of this trip ends with Trump crying about a bloody nose while at least one member of the royal family stands over him yelling, “Get up and take it, you wanker!”
My prediction is he will be gracious and a bit overawed by people who were actually bred to rule a country, saying something along the lines of, with no irony or sense of history whatsoever, “what we need in America is a ruler like you.”
Dear Amerika,
We, the Revolutionary Front of Brexit Independence, have captured your Pressident and are holding him hostage.
If you do not give in to our demands of $1,000,000,000 Amerikan dollars, in small, non-sequential bills, by Friday afternoon, 5pm New York time, we will have no recourse but to give him back to you.
The Brexit Revolutionary Independence Front
That’s good.
Hey Trump, remember when President Obama visited allied countries, sometimes our longest tenured and most respected allied country, and was met with thousands of protesters? Neither do I, bastard.
I would love it if that happened so much. I would probably get a screen capture and make it my desktop wallpaper. And my phone wallpaper. And maybe print it out, frame it and hang it up on the wall.
Something again that no administration before him could accomplish!
Do you accept tips?
That’s normal in anybody who’s already finished growing up. There’s probably the same bunch of genes controlling the relative size of all four paws.
Weren’t the windshield wipers on that truck temporarily installed on the inside?