The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

[Johnny_L.A]

England. Important press conference. Prime Minister Theresa May is with Loser Donnie at her lectern. International audience.

Loser Donnie: CNN is fake news. I don’t take questions from fake news. Let’s go to John Roberts of Fox. Let’s get a question from a real network.

:smack: :mad:

Go ahead and search my posts. You’ll see how rarely I drop the F-bomb. I rarely use it IRL, reserving it mostly for comedic purposes. But upon hearing Loser Donnie’s comment, I said ‘Fucking moron.’ Out loud.

[Folacin]

@Johnny_L.A

England. Important press conference. Prime Minister Theresa May is with Loser Donnie at her lectern. International audience.

Loser Donnie: CNN is fake news. I don’t take questions from fake news. Let’s go to John Roberts of Fox. Let’s get a question from a real network…

I pray to Odin that you are kidding, but don’t even feel like I need to request a cite to know that it is true.

[Johnny_L.A]

@Folacin

I pray to Odin that you are kidding, but don’t even feel like I need to request a cite to know that it is true.

Here’s a cite anyway.

He then tried to call on Fox News’ John Roberts, as CNN tried to ask a question. Mr. Trump said he didn’t take questions from “fake news” CNN.

And the video.

[MrDibble]

@Chisquirrel

I’m still firmly of the opinion he’ll try his big man act on the Queen and one of the Princes will deck him. Or he’ll say some shit about the newest Princess and one of the Princes will deck him. Or one of the Princes will remember the shit he talked about their mother and deck him.

Hey, no need to be sexist.

One of the Princesses could deck him.

My money’s on Charlotte.

[wguy123]

@Johnny_L.A

Here’s a cite anyway.
And the video.

And then he goes on to cry about the rigged witch hunt. That trump baby balloon is spot on. What a fucking baby! Shut the fuck up Donny!

[Johnny_L.A]

@wguy123

And then he goes on…

I’ll have to go back and watch the rest of the video I linked to. Live, I had to leave the room.

[Fiveyearlurker]

@Johnny_L.A

England. Important press conference. Prime Minister Theresa May is with Loser Donnie at her lectern. International audience.

Loser Donnie: CNN is fake news. I don’t take questions from fake news. Let’s go to John Roberts of Fox. Let’s get a question from a real network.

:smack: :mad:

Go ahead and search my posts. You’ll see how rarely I drop the F-bomb. I rarely use it IRL, reserving it mostly for comedic purposes. But upon hearing Loser Donnie’s comment, I said ‘Fucking moron.’ Out loud.

He also called his disastrous interview with the Sun “fake news”, despite being a recorded interview.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@JohnT

Dear Amerika,

We, the Revolutionary Front of Brexit Independence, have captured your Pressident and are holding him hostage.

If you do not give in to our demands of $1,000,000,000 Amerikan dollars, in small, non-sequential bills, by Friday afternoon, 5pm New York time, we will have no recourse but to give him back to you.

The Brexit Revolutionary Independence Front

It’s the ransom of Orange Thief!

[wguy123]

@Johnny_L.A

I’ll have to go back and watch the rest of the video I linked to. Live, I had to leave the room.

If you can stomach it enough to watch, he starts blaming Obama for Crimea and that if he was just ruler all along, everything would be perfect because “I’m not bad at doing things.” That’s a 100% real quote. Very stable genius indeed!

[Dung_Beetle]

@Bryan_Ekers

It’s the ransom of Orange Thief!

Best post of the day.

[Robot_Arm]

@Johnny_L.A

rimshot

I find this site to be more flexible for most of my day-to-day rimshot needs.

[The_Tooth]

@Chisquirrel

I’m still firmly of the opinion he’ll try his big man act on the Queen and one of the Princes will deck him. Or he’ll say some shit about the newest Princess and one of the Princes will deck him. Or one of the Princes will remember the shit he talked about their mother and deck him.
Pretty much every fantasy of this trip ends with Trump crying about a bloody nose while at least one member of the royal family stands over him yelling, “Get up and take it, you wanker!”

I’ve been trying to get #SlapHimLiz to take hold on Twitter, but they’re not having it. I’d still like to see the Queen slap the US president, though. Her telling him she’s not amused would be a bonus.

[MindsEye_Watering]

The Trump💩 Baby Balloon is great, but it’s missing one detail…
Trump’s💩 pacifier: Putin’s peepee.

[MindsEye_Watering]

Also, you can now buy miniature versions of the Trump💩 Baby Balloon here.

I would love to buy one of these, but here in North Georgia, I could never display it. My house would be burned to the ground.

[Paintcharge]

@Snarky_Kong

I guess Kushner hasn’t been allowed SCI access. I wonder why.

Report: Jared Kushner Lacks Clearance to View Most Sensitive Information

I know we’re not supposed to make fun of people for how they look, but, man! Could he look more like a smarmy douche?

Marmalard.

[JohnT]

@k9bfriender

Do you accept tips?

The Independent Front of the Brexit Revolution accepts tips. However, all tips are NOT considered part of the $1 Billion in Amerikan dollars we need to keep this Alzheimeric blowhard.

Wait…

I just found out from the Revolutionary Leaders that the ransom has been raised to $2 billion. We really don’t want to keep this guy.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@MindsEye_Watering

Also, you can now buy miniature versions of the Trump💩 Baby Balloon here.

I would love to buy one of these, but here in North Georgia, I could never display it. My house would be burned to the ground.

Those are just posters, not balloons.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@Paintcharge

I know we’re not supposed to make fun of people for how they look, but, man! Could he look more like a smarmy douche?

Marmalard.

Shkreli.

[Skywatcher]

@Snowboarder_Bo

Those are just posters, not balloons.

Here ya go.

I have other products from that company, they’re reliable and will produce pretty much any size you want. If you have the money.

[MindsEye_Watering]

@Snowboarder_Bo

Those are just posters, not balloons.

Oops. Thanks.