The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

A Ukrainian human rights lawyer has asked for an inquiry into text messages from Paul Manafort’s daughters in which they alleged that their father had people killed.

*Donald Trump is not a pro-choice Atheist, but a pro-life Presbyterian

Based on his behavior, he’s not even a Cafeteria Christian, he eats from the dumpster out back.

oh ok

He certainly isn’t pro life, other than wanting to exploit support from those that are

Why have you decided that in this instance he means what he said? Don’t you remember what he told a crowd of his supporters shortly after he won the election and those supporters were chanting “Lock her up”?

Your inane defense of Trump is so far off the charts one would not be surprised that if you meet him in public you would give home a blow job right then and there. And then stand up and say to all who witnessed this disgusting act that (a) it’s didn’t really happen, or (b) Trump “more than made up for it already”.

By the way, your idol is either lying to the courts or he’s lying to the likes of you regarding the travel ban. Which do you think is most likely?

This is my new favorite commentary on hypocrisy. Well done, sir or ma’am; well done.

So, new 1998 plagiarist guy, what did Trump mean when he said that he couldn’t, just simply couldn’t gosh-darnit release his tax information because he was under an audit? When the I.R.S. itself said there was nothing stopping him from releasing the information. How is that spun in Trumpland so it doesn’t sound like bullshit?

He was pro-choice until 2015 - anybody who bangs as many eastern European whores as he did back in the 1990s is definitely not pro-life. Plenty of video over the decades where he pledges his support to Roe v. Wade.

Melania and Ivana were Communists. One was Czech, the other Yugoslavian. Both born and raised Communists until their 20s, when their physical assets allowed them the chance to escape (well, Melania was helped by 1992, obviously).

The usual. By saying the Democrats are just whiny losers.

Trump said it. Our new young friend believes it. That settles it.

Man, I wish my Laura Nyro threads in Cafe Society got one-hundredth the responses this slimy little troll is getting.

Foreign bands coming to SXSW may not be able to perform.

Hide your heart.

Republican Devin Nunes, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, and ranking Democrat Adam Schiff, have sent a request to Trump for proof that his phones were tapped. They’ve given him a Monday deadline.

At a recent press conference, Nunes said “The president is a neophyte to politics”.

There’s no possible context in which this phrase sounds positive.

Yeah…that’ll be ignored.

Florida Man sets fire to a convenience store because he thought the Indian owners were Muslim.

Apparently, no one can/will make The Donald do anything he doesn’t want to do.

Seriously, how does someone get him to comply with any request? He just ignores them. Or says he will do <whatever> and then doesn’t.

<frantic googling ensues… plagiarism to follow>