The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

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The USDA Rolled Back Protections For Small Farmers. Now The Farmers Are Suing

Ah, yes. The common clay of the [del]Old[/del] New West. You know…morans.

True, one of her subordinates went on a morning talk show and said something that ended up not being true. Can you imagine what would happen if Trump did something like that?

When does the investigation into the Bowling Green Massacre convene?

He’s a native of Mexico. Also,

NOW he gets it.

Ah, yes. I remember when that didn’t happen…

Y’know what? A lot of those persons who got bit in the face by the leopard? Given the chance they’ll vote for the leopards again. They have internalized that the system is rigged to f*** them over, so they might as well vote to bring down the whole thing and “let God sort them out” on the other side of the cataclysm

Probably Agent Orange’s way of dumping Melania for a newer edition. Lying on visa applications can be a bitch.

Not quite: "Even though the policy is hitting close to home, Temo Juarez said he doesn’t blame Trump for tearing his family apart. "

Trump is asking his supporters to vote on a new logo for his Space Force.

First thing I thought of…

At least he doesn’t wear a tan suit. We don’t want our president to look like a fucking doofus.

It seems odd that someone who is getting their face eaten off by a leopard would be holding a “Leopards who eat people’s faces 2020!” sign, until you realize that the disappointment isn’t that the leopards are eating faces, and it’s not even the betrayal of having their own face eaten. What it is is that they think that by supporting the leopards, they themselves will become leopards, and then they will get to eat other people’s faces.

Judge tells Jeff Sessions that he’s going to turn this plane around:
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**BREAKING: In challenge to Sessions’ policy of denying asylum protection to immigrants fleeing domestic violence and gang brutality, the judge blocked the government from deporting our clients as he considers the case.

However, disturbing news came to light during the hearing.**

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**While in court, we found out that the government had deported a client and her young child just hours before, putting their lives at risk.

This directly contradicts the government’s commitment to the court that NO ONE would be removed until tomorrow at the earliest.**

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**The judge ordered the government to turn the plane around and bring the asylum-seeking mother and child back to the US.

He said that if the situation wasn’t fixed he would consider contempt proceedings — starting with the attorney general.**
According to the Wapo quoted via Salon because of WaPo’s premium page, it didn’t literally turn around because it has to refuel, but DHS has stated that they will comply and the mother & daughter will be returned to the US immediately.

The Judge is Not Happy.

When the Judge ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.

Oooo…I want to submit a design. Maybe something with Putin butt-fucking Trump on the moon, with a rocket in the background. #MAGA

**"The judge ordered the government to turn the plane around and bring the asylum-seeking mother and child back to the US.

He said that if the situation wasn’t fixed he would consider contempt proceedings — starting with the attorney general."

**These could very well be the coolest words I’ve read since the election. You know the one.

In case anyone is interestedhere are the logos. I think they all look pretty hokey except for maybe the second to last one (above Mars awaits). All but the first one either have space shuttles (which have been discontinued) or unrealistic little rocketships with an outsized window that would have gone out of style in the 50’s. Its like designing a logo for the navy and including this. More realistic would be to show a satellite.

The Mars Awaits one looks to me like a sci-fi/horror movie poster with this giant maw ready to gobble up this little spaceship, and an ominous message.

Kinda redundant, don’t you think?

The logos are ridiculous, but what troubles me more is this quote from Rick’s link:

Is that even remotely legal, for a politician to solicit campaign funds with something that’s proposed to be an official symbol of the U.S. government?

What good is a kleptocracy if you can’t make money or raise campaign funds off the office you were elected to hold?

Morans?

Fun fact: Her parents just became US citizens via a program Trump is trying to get rid of.

Oh, they realize the leopards are a danger to them. What they have internalized is yet another lie: Hillary Clinton is even worse. So they are still happy with the munching leopards.

Spacey McSpaceface.