Please don’t try again.
WHOA! That second one is a showstopper!
So many people are going to want to pee on the orangutan’s grave that they are going to have to…BUILD THAT WALL!!!
How do they keep citizens from pissing on Nixon and Reagan? 24 hour guards? If I carried a vial of urine to the grave sites, could I surreptitiously pour it over? How about a jeroboam?
Join date of 2014 - two years before the official Trump campaign kicked off, but a year after Trump spent a million of (Vladimir’s?) dollars to explore the possibility of running. You were a trendsetter.
Would that be Oleg the oligarch? You should ask him for a raise, you’ve been at this for 4 years.
No way it’s solid gold, no matter what instruction’s he’s left; his kids aren’t going to throw away that kind of money on the old bastard; it’ll be gilt plywood.
Plywood’s expensive. Particle board all the way!
Can’t they just use a bag?
You have no idea what “fruit of the poisonous tree” actually means, do you?
I’d say cardboard (made from reused shipping boxes) but that wouldn’t hold his weight.
That stuff is heavy. I’m thinking paper maché, with a thin veneer. It’s just got to last a week until they bury it.
TrumpSuckers will have trouble with any concept that is titled with that many syllables.
Guys, THINK. We want him in something that’s too heavy for him to shift if he tries to rise, and where his … substance … can’t be absorbed into the ground. There’s no *telling *what would grow from that sort of fertilizer.
The only way I’d sign off on a biodegradable burial like you’re talking about would be if a ton of salt were mixed in, and that’s a nasty thing to do to some poor innocent dirt.
ok, this is, uh,
(read from a script)
Nah, we’ll just get an FSM priest to bless the urine, making it into a form of holy water and pasta sauce. That should purify the area.
Next motherfucker that attempts to shut down MY energy is going to get a real static electricity finger shock right to the temple!
These guys don’t understand that Medicare is a ‘socialist’ program. But then, they’re the side that says ‘Keep your government hands off of Medicare!’
Not to mention that it’s the Republican Party that is raiding Medicare so that they can give free money to rich people.
Awesome film, monstro. Thanks!
And this is why they have to scare the shit out of the old folks to keep their power. Expect to hear this pounded into their heads for the next two months.
You have to understand his code -
Medicare = stuff the government gives to white people
socialism = stuff the government gives to other people (who don’t deserve it)
Oleg! Oleg! What is the frequency, Oleg?!