The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

[eschereal]

Oleg is certainly not a uniter – hell, they named an entire two thousand mile wide division in Saturn’s rings after him.

[septimus]

@Chip_Dundas

This Russian Oligarch who was a client of Christopher Steele probably fed all the horseshit found in the Dossier which was done on behalf of Steeles other client, the Hillary campaign. It was probably done to get a Visa into the United states. But yeah, the FBI was simply trying to flip him. Give me a fucking break.
What is worse is nobody cares. Nobody gives a fuck people are going to jail because of a classic fruit of the poisonous tree episode. Where are the civil libertarians? Do they exists?

What? We don’t need a cite, just a clue! Is a substitution cipher involved? Do the word lengths somehow point to a biblical verse?

Are others working on this cryptic? Why wasn’t it posted in Game Room? Maybe reading it upside-down will help:

┴ɥᴉs ɹnssᴉɐu Olᴉƃɐɹɔɥ ʍɥo ʍɐs ɐ ɔlᴉǝuʇ oɟ Ɔɥɹᴉsʇodɥǝɹ Sʇǝǝlǝ dɹoqɐqlʎ ɟǝp ɐll ʇɥǝ ɥoɹsǝsɥᴉʇ ɟonup ᴉu ʇɥǝ possᴉǝɹ ʍɥᴉɔɥ ʍɐs pouǝ ou qǝɥɐlɟ oɟ Sʇǝǝlǝs oʇɥǝɹ ɔlᴉǝuʇ’ ʇɥǝ Hᴉllɐɹʎ ɔɐɯdɐᴉƃu˙ Iʇ ʍɐs dɹoqɐqlʎ pouǝ ʇo ƃǝʇ ɐ Λᴉsɐ ᴉuʇo ʇɥǝ ∩uᴉʇǝp sʇɐʇǝs˙ qnʇ ʎǝɐɥ’ ʇɥǝ ℲqI ʍɐs sᴉɯdlʎ ʇɹʎᴉuƃ ʇo ɟlᴉd ɥᴉɯ˙ פᴉʌǝ ɯǝ ɐ ɟnɔʞᴉuƃ qɹǝɐʞ˙
Mɥɐʇ ᴉs ʍoɹsǝ ᴉs uoqopʎ ɔɐɹǝs˙ Noqopʎ ƃᴉʌǝs ɐ ɟnɔʞ dǝodlǝ ɐɹǝ ƃoᴉuƃ ʇo ɾɐᴉl qǝɔɐnsǝ oɟ ɐ ɔlɐssᴉɔ ɟɹnᴉʇ oɟ ʇɥǝ doᴉsouons ʇɹǝǝ ǝdᴉsopǝ˙ Mɥǝɹǝ ɐɹǝ ʇɥǝ ɔᴉʌᴉl lᴉqǝɹʇɐɹᴉɐus¿ po ʇɥǝʎ ǝxᴉsʇs¿

[Nava]

@Morgyn

Guys, THINK. We want him in something that’s too heavy for him to shift if he tries to rise, and where his … substance … can’t be absorbed into the ground. There’s no *telling *what would grow from that sort of fertilizer.

Remember to bury him facedown.

[Steve_McQwark]

@Nava

Remember to bury him facedown.

So there’s somewhere to put the flag pole?

[Johnny_L.A]

@Steve_McQwark

So there’s somewhere to put the flag pole?

According to a 2005 post on another message board:

Well, according to H. P. Lovecraft the pulp writer of the twenties aqnd thirties, burying a corpse face-down was an indication that the corpse was the worst kind of witch, and woe befell those who turned them the “right” way and unstaked them from the casket.

The Wikipedia article on Burial says ‘in some cultures, being buried face down shows marked disrespect.’ I’ve heard that the Sioux would bury unliked people face-down to prevent them from getting to the Afterlife.

But I like the flag pole idea.

[Budget_Player_Cadet]

@Steve_McQwark

So there’s somewhere to put the flag pole?

“I said half mast, not half-assed!”

[JohnT]

@Johnny_L.A

According to a 2005 post on another message board:
The Wikipedia article on Burial says ‘in some cultures, being buried face down shows marked disrespect.’ I’ve heard that the Sioux would bury unliked people face-down to prevent them from getting to the Afterlife.

But I like the flag pole idea.

Also, if they aren’t really dead, has them digging the wrong way.

[carnivorousplant]

@JohnT

Also, if they aren’t really dead, has them digging the wrong way.

Cool! But don’t forget the stake.

[Johnny_L.A]

@carnivorousplant

Cool! But don’t forget the stake.

Sharpened flag pole.

(And of course, the flag would be the Russian one.)

[Tangent]

@JohnT

Also, if they aren’t really dead, has them digging the wrong way.

He could finally wreak havoc on China.

[dasmoocher]

Yep. Let’s not make the DOJ political and dare to attack these poor, innocent GOPsters:

Trump blasts Sessions over indictments of two of his earliest congressional supporters:

President Donald Trump on Monday blasted his Attorney General Jeff Sessions and lamented the indictments of two lawmakers who were his earliest supporters in Congress during the 2016 election, suggesting they should not have been charged because they are Republicans.

“Two long running, Obama era, investigations of two very popular Republican Congressmen were brought to a well publicized charge, just ahead of the Mid-Terms, by the Jeff Sessions Justice Department,” Trump tweeted. “Two easy wins now in doubt because there is not enough time. Good job Jeff…”

Translation from Trump–It’s not my fault when these seats are lost! It’s not that these guys might be corrupt. It will be Jeff Sessions fault!

[Monty]

@Budget_Player_Cadet

“I said half mast, not half-assed!”

You must’ve missed the picture of Trump golfing. He has way more than half an ass. If anything, it’s a triple.

[MindsEye_Watering]

@Monty

You must’ve missed the picture of Trump golfing. He has way more than half an ass. If anything, it’s a triple.

The shadow of his ass weighs 100 pounds.

[Ludovic]

@Monty

You must’ve missed the picture of Trump golfing. He has way more than half an ass. If anything, it’s a triple.

And now, a man with three buttocks.

[digs]

@Ludovic

And now, a man with three buttocks.

I, for one, am ready now… for Something Completely Different.

[BobLibDem]

@Ludovic

And now, a man with three buttocks.

Yeah, Eric, Don Jr, and Jared.

[running_coach]

@BobLibDem

Yeah, Eric, Don Jr, and Jared.

He said buttocks, not assholes.

[Ukulele_Ike]

It’s true. A man with three buttocks would have only two assholes.

Imagine your toilet paper budget doubling. And the use of a bidet would be simply out of the question.

I propose, however, that Trump’s ass is capable of encompassing FOUR buttocks.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@Chip_Dundas

Hopefully, Bryan, wasn’t referring to me as a Trump supporter.

You may consider your hopes more dashed than the Morse code version of the life story of a guy named Tom.

[Rick_Kitchen]

Fred Guttenberg, the father of Parkland shooting victim Jaime Guttenberg, went up to Brett kavanaugh during a break in the hearings and put out his hand, identifying himself as Jaime’s father. Kavanaugh pulled away and turned around and walked away.