The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I think this explains why Manafort is said to have been asking for federal protection for his family as a condition of his plea bargain. It’s not the incompetent Cheeto-in-Chief that he’s worried about…

Ouch.

It’s pronounced “os-wee-pay.”

BigbooTAY! TAY! TAY!

Because the Right is faith based. They believe what they want to believe, and if that outright contradicts observable facts that doesn’t makes them doubt themselves; it makes them proud of the strength of their faith.

If Trump was honest they’d think less of him because then they wouldn’t be exercising their faith.

Yes, the one bit of comfort I take from this whole debacle is the sure knowledge that Trump could fuck up a beer hall putsch. Which, to be fair, I guess the little mustachio’ed guy did as well.

Meanwhile:

Actually, there are four possible conditional states on Planet Trump: Tremendous, Incredible, Unfair or A Disgrace, depending on whether he feels he should be for or against a certain thing.

You forgot Sad and Biggest.

You also left out “BAD!”

“one of the best jobs with respect to what this is all about” I’m sorry I just don’t see how anyone can take this man seriously. How deep did your hatred of Hillary need to be to overlook all of Trump’s shortcomings.

You forgot “beautiful”.

And don’t forget my favorite - bigly!

Damn. That leads to a new nightmare scenario, Russia successfully assassinated Trump for failing to meet some commitment he made to them …

…and? Don’t leave us hanging!

… and the US begrudgingly goes to war to avenge the most despised President in its history.

… and the US halfheartedly enacts sanctions to avenge the most despised President in its history.

… and the US riots with joy.

It’s not just faith; it’s about who gets to define our society’s identity, and who gets to control our society. They don’t live in a world in which fairness, objectivity, and truth are ideals. They live in a world in which they want themselves and ‘their kind’ to have the power. It really doesn’t matter how they get that power, because they’re preordained to have it, and the ends will justify the means.

Trump would be nothing without the people who have long held this view of America, and there tens of millions of them.

The US would have to retaliate, which would lead to at best another Cold War and the opening for China to advance to World Leader.

It would be used as an excuse to crack down on civil liberties.

Fox News would start reporting on rumors that Obama, Clinton, or just ‘the Democrat Party’ in general was really behind it before the funeral was over.

And, worst of all, I would have to listen to otherwise intelligent people debate that possibility, and complain that they are suffering minor inconveniences, while people from the Middle East and black African Americans are being imprisoned and killed, who knows for what reason.

and Lying, Failing and Fake - but that is usually a single conditional state applied to the New York Times.

Well, they’d need some story as an excuse to avoid covering the funeral itself and showing that it was attended by only a few people who wanted to see for themselves that he was dead and/or piss on his corpse.

According to Trump, the Democrats “want to raid Medicare to pay for socialism.”

What does this even mean? I wanted to start a GD thread (“Do the Democrats want to raid Medicare to pay for socialism ?”) but was too timid, so I just bumped another Medicare thread.

I learned this from Bill Maher. The whole 6½-minute clip is worth watching.

Medicare is socialism!

Why can’t people understand that?