And he’ll produce a picture that shows him “Being There.” :rolleyes:
Now the White House is saying Trump didn’t want to disrupt traffic with a motorcade.
[sarcasm]God bless him. Always thinking of others.[/sarcasm]
Either of my grandfathers would have had the cojones to walk that walk, even on the day before he died.
I mean, you’re talking about a guy who broke his neck falling on the concrete bleachers of a soccer field in his mid-70s, had the presence of mind to tell people “don’t touch me! don’t try to lift me up, I heard a crack I don’t like at all, call an ambulance!” and who two weeks later was told “I know these two XRays are yours because I took both of them, but damn me if today’s doesn’t look like an old wound. Are you sure you’re human?”
And a guy who, upon being told “I have bad news; with these blood pressure readings (10 over 5, using US units), you’re clinically dead” answered “guess that explains why I’ve been feeling kind of under the weather then!”
Those two didn’t have no bone spurs.
I had a grandfather who also served in the Great War. The other one was already married with two children. Damn, I’m old.
TBCF, his grandfather was himself a serious asshole, which was convenient at the time that a serious asshole was a useful thing, but maybe not so much as the other times.
Looks like Trumpy wants to cut funding to Puerto Rico.
In North Korea, Missile Bases Suggest a Great Deception
“Great deception”?? “Contradicts Mr. Trump’s assertion”??
B-b-b-b-ut I thought thump and Kim were bros!
He’s been cheating on Kim with Putin.
“Madam, tomorrow morning you will be sober, but I shall still be a serious asshole.”
Trump declined to attend the traditional wreath laying at the Tomb of the Unknowns in Arlington today because it’s raining.
Yeah, the kind of bros who think hazing is funny 
Trump doesn’t know this soldier. He likes soldiers that didn’t die in combat.
Fucking seriously?
And he thinks kneeling is a show of disrespect to the military.
Wait. Weren’t there Trump supporters who were saying he should get the Nobel Peace Prize because of his masterful diplomacy in neutralizing the North Korean nuclear threat?
Surely a great negotiator like Trump didn’t get played by a Third World dictator. I mean, he has the best brain and knows more about everything than anybody. Just ask him.
Arrrgh, that is a slander up with which we shall not put!
Wait a minute, I think I get this. Is… is he the Wicked Witch?
Kind of. The wreath layment was on the 11th (yesterday), so he was not in town. Fuckface von Hoserhead was there, though, because someone had to supply an unctuous smirk.
It was that borscht-scented aftershave that gave it away.
Hm. Reports I read said it was today and he declined. Other reports say no, it was yesterday, when he was flying back. So I’ll withdraw that one complaint.